Entertain Me

To be clear- the swooning is for the full set of OED

The way I just swooned.

Hm. I think it’s the languages. I suspect you’ve taken multiple, but at different levels of your education.

The guy helping the elevator doors close has me 💀💀💀

Love it

I’m not polite, but hey.

Lmao no need to tag. I’m just sharing the wealth xx

Feel better Ghostie xx

You know I’m a ready and willing volunteer ✋🏻

Killer. 😮‍💨

I’m feeling pretty safe here 🫠

Ok I’ve seen a lot of pictures of dicks and this is legit top 10%. Maybe 5%.

A little vampire squid guy, a shark, and a jellyfish are talking. Vampire squid guy says “I once saw a human and peed myself” and the shark responds “A human saw me, and he peed himself.” The jellyfish goes “A human touched me once, and his friend led on him,” to which the squid guy and shark go “dude…” “what?”

Dr. Pepper is the name of the person who created it. What you’re actually drinking is Dr. Pepper’s monster.

Welcome to my rant, Whisp.

Oh! I found some memes for you. One moment.

Unless you were trying to spare me the indignity that is the incongruity of the switchblade sometimes being a side-open and sometimes being out the front, which I appreciate, but as an aggregate I can absolutely forgive that. Not you, though. I don’t forgive you.

a man with spikes on his head is standing in front of a window and says the box you opened it we came Alt: a man with spikes on his head is standing in front of a window and says the box you opened it we came

You all are on my shitlist. Every one of you who has recommended horror movies to me, knowing my knife kink, love of Tool, and general aesthetic- why tf wasn’t Hellraiser at the top of your list for me?? This movie is everything. I’d give it 5 stars but Babadook exists, so it gets 4.5.

Old station wagon with wood trim

Looking for a woodie?

Fishnets and nothing else? What’s not to like?

Love this 🫠

You’ve been begging to submit, though- and would you really have hesitated if I asked? Nice try, Georgie xx

I wonder sometimes if you don’t turn me into a puddle for just that purpose

And that just makes the melting worse 🫠🫠🫠

Take a bite Voo xx

🫠

Lemme get you some water, Zen

Thanks big guy 😘

Alt text on a react?! Major points.

This is so wrong on so many levels. I’m dying 🤣💀

“Light as a feather,” I say, laughing, as I idly flip your soft cock around in our postcoital haze. My eyes turn mischievous as I blow cool air up your length and meet yours, ensuring you watch as my tongue slides from base to tip. You begin to stir. “Stiff as a board,” I grin. #W1PP

Safe and happy travels, Nip! Xx

Em kneeling on her bed from the back, from feet to waist, her hand on her hip. She’s wearing gartered fishnets. Her nails have blood drops on them and are very fun.

If the tos situation really does nuke all this up at least I’ll go out in #WagonWednesday style
#nsfw #ass #booty #fishnets #thighhighs #garters