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Need to make sure those are priors

Anytime a dented up car parks next to me I inspect my vehicle fully before i leave

Started abandoning books i wasn’t enjoying and it’s been so freeing

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

Daniel Jones era is over. Bittersweet!

Cashier didn’t know either! Had to get a manager

The one day you don’t go to self checkout you end up behind somebody paying with a check smh

How Kendrick Lamar’s diss track found a home throughout college football’s space "Not Like Us" debuted six months ago, and college football bands have been composing their own arrangements to provide entertainment.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/591...

I was interviewed by the NYTimes in September about my process behind arranging "Not Like Us" for the marching band at Grambling State. #NotLikeUs #KendrickLamar #MusicSky #HBCUSky #GramFam

Why is it taking me so many days to like the 10 posts for my algorithm? What’s the conversion rate on “10” i swear I’ve liked bout 20

Coach Daboll: We are making a quarterback switch from Daniel Jones to Tommy DeVito. After evaluating and watching a lot of tape, that's the reason we are going with Tommy. Drew Lock will be the backup. This was a necessary move for us and I'm looking forward to working with Tommy.

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

Octavia Butler being a time traveler or seer, will forever be a hill I'm willing to die on, because there's just no way. Parable of The Sower was published in 1993. Look at this date. #BlackBookSky #BookSky

Other sneakily greasy body parts: eyelids, ears, inside of elbow

You dont realize how oily hands typically are until you handle eye glasses

5. Bluesky's team consists of about 20 full-time employees. That's a million users here per employee now 🤯

Also, we're hiring!

bsky.social/about/join

Forgot to put my car in park one time and it almost rolled down a hill. Now i don’t even take my foot off the brake until I’m walking out of the car

Niggatheticals already??

Enjoyed the Dune Prophecy pilot. It’s a lot faster paced than the movies (Thank God) and has some characters that are strong enough to keep your attentions. Promising

Hope he doesn’t win us too many games

Wish I could watch that first season of Westworld for the first time again

Alright, one of these parlays gotta hit today. Gotdamn.

a woman is sitting at a desk typing on a computer keyboard . ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk typing on a computer keyboard .

Me searching through people’s following to find people i may know

At least the Giants can’t make me sad today

It takes like 3 business days to get your notifications on here

That’s a good start. I got em right next to each other smh. I even copied and pasted a tweet over here. 😭

I never know what the etiquette is when the leaf blower niggas is blowing leaves into the street I’m driving on. How do i make my car tip toe demonstratively like I would if somebody was mopping?

Trying to reprogram my brain to post my random thoughts here instead of #theotherapp

Internet went out 15 minutes before we get off. That’s a sign to leave work early

One of my favorites albums of ever. Definitely have to run it today

BANGER AFTER BANGER TBH NO MISSES BUT CREW LOVE CHANGED MY LIFE