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And to you as well! I hope your holiday involves fun, laughter, alcohol, and too many calories!🥂🦃

Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning

He doesn't lead by example.

I've frequently thought writers should take an anatomy class before even considering writing a sex scene.

Inner monolog while reading his later books, "Ugh, another sex scene. Skip ahead. They're still doing it? Keep skipping. Really? Still at it? This could be used to encourage celibacy. Finally, plot! Dammit, they're fucking again!"

"Who invited this asshole?"

Probably said by someone at every party either of them have been to.

So, getting the names and contact information of Jews will help protect them from antisemitism. Got it. Do they really think everyone is that stupid? Yes, yes they do.

From the Congressional Testimony of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. For a guy in charge of your health, he's quite the sicko.

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The Pope speaking into a microphone

I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

The Pope speaking into a microphone in a way that makes him look like he’s singing

And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

I don't care what the weather is like when it happens, we're having a block party.

Remember when five year car loans were considered controversial? I do. I think I'm old.

I'm guessing they need ignore where Neanderthals came from originally.

Is it mayo or miracle whip in the eggs? That's the real question.

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#tenrandomthings I like.
1. Painting, mostly watercolors
2. Horror movies & novels
3. Perfume
4. Violin
5. Cooking and baking
6. Walking
7. Building things
8. Languages
9. Knitting
10. Making clothing

What is Ken Starr's opinion?

Northern lights with lots of pinks and oranges behind a tree silhouette.

Northern lights in central Minnesota.

"some people spread happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"
-Oscar Wilde

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So, a Zuckerberg/Peterson/Liver King hybrid?

Would Schopenhauer be the same if modern anti-depressants had been available to him?

The safe, acceptable level of nazi exposure is the same as the safe, acceptable level of lead exposure.

Will he be launching a line of cosmetics as well?

Short answer, no. Long answer, nnnooo.

800+ flights cancelled today because Elon took a chainsaw to the federal government and Trump won’t pay the remaining airport personnel.

Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire.

Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year.

Glad everything worked out for them.

How about you?

If I collapsed around RFKjr, I'd feel safer after he ran out of the room.

And I used to think the guy cleaning the peep show booths had the worst job in the world.

The farmers were screwed in the first trump term, why did they think it would be different the second time around?

#caturday