Just In Time

See I didn’t know that sofas were in national security issue…

I’m assuming this is JD Vance’s specialty

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social I’m less than 5 minutes into this week’s “Raging Moderates” with Kellyanne Conway, and it’s unlistenable. I have no idea how Kellyanne falls under “moderate” but I’ll wait for the next episode.

@tmiranda23.bsky.social you’re playing COIN, reminding me that I had tickets for Friday night before they broke up!

Everything is wrong with this season

Trump has 2-2.5 years before he becomes a lame duck. Let them waste their capital on these persecutions of they need. The evidence will not favor them.

The primary adjustment that needs to made with Trump is to stop obsessing what he says he’s going to do. The “words matter” approach doesn’t work with him. Generally he simply is trying to dominate news cycles.

Gotta admit, these meds are kind of amazing at eliminating cravings of all kinds.

a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a room . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a room .

When you’ve been telling everyone that the series you just binged had an unsatisfying ending… and then you get a notification that there is a new episode

So… Defense?

Super nice of the Las Vegas Raiders for trying to make the Chicago Bears feel better about their loss.

Like, one person had all those beefs?

@kadeshow.bsky.social Hey, how do we reach out to @altregan these days? Would like to pester him about getting new Atlas Genius into Advanced Placement.

Why did no one tell me to watch “Cocaine Bear”?

If you enjoyed it before, jump back in. World keeps spinning.

In their minds, she did this and the Jan6ers are payback. For that thing that didn’t happen.

I’ll bet

Without the left, those on X fight with each other a lot more. Which is fun to watch.

I think the gap was that the GAO doesn’t shitpost on X

Glad to see @tmiranda23.bsky.social over here!

Woke up nauseous at 3am the last two nights. Now I’m on my couch, wide awake, watching for 3a to come and go like some kind of Freddie Krueger thing. I don’t think this is a long term solve.

A former Downingtown school board candidate who sent emails under the guise of “Society of College Medicine” while objecting to books in the district was charged earlier this month with providing alcohol to minors at a party with more than 100 children. Christopher Bressi, 46, was arrested after the party at his Glenmoore house on Nov. 2, when police responded to a complaint about noise and underage drinkers. According to the criminal complaint, officers who arrived at Bressi’s house at 8:28 p.m. found “100-200 juveniles partying with extremely loud music audible off the property, and openly consuming alcoholic beverages.” “Numerous intoxicated individuals fled the residence and several were treated by EMS for alcohol overdoses,” according to the complaint. Bressi and his wife were home, and “provided both the venue and means for the juveniles to consume alcohol at the property,” according to the complaint.

Another Moms for Liberty-backed GOP school board candidate in the Philadelphia suburbs, out there doing his best to protect children.
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X is the same as Truth Social now. You’re not going to go on there and tip the balance. Let them fight amongst themselves there.

I know a number of Gen-X white dudes who have had difficulty finding work the last few years because the world isn’t looking for them right now. Especially in the arts.

Not a comment about how we got here, right or wrong. But these otherwise liberal people are feeling very excluded.

Nothing more productive than being awake early on election morning having already voted. Maximize the day of anxiety.

If only they would just stay within the use cases we gave to QA, everything would be fine.

I’ve chosen a travel destination where the custom is to shoot off exploding rockets in the sky starting at 5a and then every 15 minutes or so later. And now that I’m awake at 5a, I can hear a marching band off in the town square.

If you think your town has too many tourists, I highly recommend.

Twitter is full of Republicans posting their ballots with Trump NOT selected, and I’m all for it.

“Do you know who had the greatest ass of all time? Hamburgler. Ass like a Romanian gymnast. But he was killed by immigrants. Immigrants are violent and hate great asses. That’s why Kamala lets them in. She’s a shit vice-president. Anyway pull through to the first window please.”

“Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” was maybe the worst squandering of original material I’ve ever seen. It’s not often that a movie is so bad it makes me angry.