you're not steampunk and i'm telling everyone

if this dumbass program thinks a chip bag, an object that looks nothing like a gun, is a gun, how is it going to handle objects that are objectively more similar to gun, even slightly? pretty much everything looks more like a gun than a chip bag.

we must return to the Computer Room

We, as a species, lost the mandate of heaven when we took Computer from its revered altar in the home and put it in our pocket.

time for bed, gramps

a baby shouldn't have muscles, it's unnatural

uh... yeah... i am, obviously... who wouldn't?

i'm imagining an entirely new industry here... waking up and brushing your butthole with butthole paste, going to the butthole dentist every 6 months, Scope For Your Ass

see? not everything is bad in the world. scientists have invented ass breathing!

oh nice, minolta gang. i'm shooting an x-700, and i have an SR-T 201 that I need to give a CLA.

lovely photo!

hell, i dare him to say it to the face of an 82 year old Robert De Niro

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

i think it's both a Halloween song and a song that transcends being a Halloween song.

all of these self-styled political commentators should be a lot more embarrassed to admit they didn't know a *very common* Nazi symbol. this is something a politically active and historically literate person ought to know. where's the shame?

"we take our enemy's symbols" ok then, show me the marines with the ISIS logo tattooed on their bodies

"Oh so there's no path to redemption?" Sure there is. Most paths to redemption don't run through the U.S. Senate, though. Go, live a good life. Farm oysters. Diminish and go into the East and be an always improving Graham Platner. Do not be a Senator. And remove that fucking tat.

This is absolutely true, and it's in no small part because acidity is a crucial element to make food taste good and balanced, and heat is often based on preference.

That’s called burying the lead

No, this is how Nazis talk in their own spaces. I don’t know abut this dude, but I never talked about gassing people and raping women when I was hanging out with my pals.

I don't really think that's the issue here

between this and the guy who said that all millennial men went through a Nazi phase, I'm going to need people to stop speaking for us all

speaking as a metalhead: the guy who hasn't removed his nazi tattoo is not a guy you want to be around. I don't care what he says about how he got it. if he didn't get it covered or lasered, you cannot trust him.

I’m sorry I got a tattoo that says “I am Hitler and I Love Hitler” but to be fair I was only trying to impress some guys who were Hitler and love Hitler. Housing for all!

This is the whole thing to me. Best case scenario, he was too ignorant to identify a *very common* Nazi symbol. To me, that's disqualifying in any time, but it's especially disqualifying when we're seeing a massive resurgence in Nazism.

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

maybe they can get the small business tyrant who was running briefly to re-enter the race lol

i have plenty of tattoos including one with a skull, so miss me with this goody two-shoes bullshit. getting drunk and getting a tattoo isn't the problem here. it's getting drunk and getting a NAZI TATTOO

Either he knew what it was or he was ignorant to a disqualifying degree. Take your pick as to which is the truth, but I can't support him either way.

Robbing the Louvre in broad daylight and running off with a bunch of priceless jewels has to feel so good.

Now, I don't think anyone *should* steal France's crown jewels from the Louvre, but I have to admit that I'm giddy as a schoolchild reading about someone potentially doing exactly that today.

is this not how you wanted to start your Sunday morning? lmao