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Partly due to him having the front tyres deflated when he'd paid ten bob for someone to mind the car๐Ÿคจ

11.11.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think he was managing Man City on the last away match my Dad took me before I started going on my own๐Ÿค”

11.11.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've only ever embraced Rory Delaps long one if you don't mind๐Ÿ™„

10.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen this now far more times than I should have๐Ÿคจ

10.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to have to start watching the news again aren't i๐Ÿ˜”

10.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic gaslighting mate. The narcissists speciality.

10.11.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole album is proper far out in the car at full volume๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

10.11.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Europarts are worth looking at if you haven't yet ordered one.

10.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now playing๐Ÿ‘

10.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't suppose you know of a scrappy that pays out in cash these days do you๐Ÿค”

10.11.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Motรถrhead & The Damned โ€“ Neat Neat Neat
YouTube video by Motรถrhead Official Motรถrhead & The Damned โ€“ Neat Neat Neat

youtu.be/YG8UQVY5WNk?...
This came on after๐Ÿ˜

09.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just had to play it loud on earbuds. Ta๐Ÿ‘

09.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll leave it at that if you don't mind.

09.11.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd try that if I saw it down here. I haven't touched the original one in almost 40 years after mixing it with vodka all night after being led astray by a lassie from Glesga in Benidorm.

09.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blinds then!

09.11.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make sure you've closed all the curtains.

09.11.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been a couple of 75th birthday party's but never an 85th

09.11.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No!.. I'd have said moobs if I'd have meant that.

09.11.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You need more brawn and less boobs on the frontline next time Bri๐Ÿ‘

09.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget the one to another one.

08.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've told her to tell him stop fucking about and place it fully intact on a sub roll or a panini๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

08.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you insinuating that she's going to run off with him?๐Ÿคจ

08.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Mrs works with a lad from there who does a variation of the classic sometimes by cutting a sausage roll in half and having it in the buttered bap๐Ÿ™‚

08.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’›

08.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Don Letts dub special on 6music is fucking great Drew๐Ÿ‘

08.11.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just about to go out in these with their gammy soles๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.11.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've got bodyscanners over here as well Kyle๐Ÿ˜•

08.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't I just have an engine๐Ÿค”

08.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're you the only fella there?

08.11.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm very protective of these that only see the light of day a handful of times per year in fair weather๐Ÿ™‚

08.11.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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