Ian Heaton

Went to confession as I stopped going to Mass last year for various reasons. Fuckin priest wouldn't give me absolution, and told me not to partake in communion. His main concern was that I wasn't married in the church. Fuck off.

So true it's believable.

Watching the women's football tonight, and I can confirm for the first time tonight, I have seen German Minge.

Has Peter Casey come out of the woodwork yet?

Perhaps a bit old for him?

Something tells me this won't be a good idea.

It's long existed. It's called Duleek.

@cociobh.bsky.social Quite like that 'Change your Knickers' track. Was it Mad Ben? The change your knickers was my missus' drunken interpretation.

Charlie Adam's penalty from the 2012 League Cup final still hasn't re-entered earth's atmosphere.

My 'mate', an Arsenal fan sent me this earlier. We all know what he's trying to imply, don't we?

Great read.

Where did Wimpy go?

I know that feeling.

Full of class - as usual.

Great piece.

That's a shock, isn't it?

All the left in Ireland has moved conceivably to the right. There isn't a great deal of unity, plus younger voters that might vote 'left' leave the country leaving centre-right+ i.e. older people. No proper socialists nowadays, not that they'd be popular anyway. Too much money.

That, I totally agree with.

More stupid right-wing shite.

Evidence of people becoming more stupid, gullible, and believing non-science from non-scientists.

I'm not really one for sitting back and listening to stuff - unless it's the radio, and the reason I can't really get in to podcasts.

I tried reading it a few months ago when I was off with depression, but the version I have is pretty small print. I got it on Google books and can't be arsed reading it on my phone. I need to get a tablet.

He loves himself that much he'd say it was alter-ego.

Do your best Palace fans.

It's gone beyond expecting change at the ballot box. All the current regime has had too much freedom to do what they want - and it's gone on a long, long time.

I don't know what I miss more: Liverpool or the concept of seeing my Dad in Liverpool.

This whole business is x100 worse than the Iraq thing years ago, and it all comes down to money/fuel/oil; Israel doing America's dirty work with their support, and a wish for 'instability' by horrible, deluded cunts around the world. I don't think it's ever been so bad.

Euromillions is €250 million tonight. Thanks for contributing, it's greatly appreciated.

Portugal will end up winning now Ronaldo has gone off. #PORESP

Indicative of 'long' distance travel in Ireland. Transport is poorly ran, maintained and underfunded. And they want people to get out of cars?! I constantly have issues going between Duleek and Dublin for work.