Me to my Lenders onion bagel as it cracks under the weight of my heavy-handed cream cheesing: This is the highlight of my day please don’t ruin it for me.

12.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. Vance jumped back in. "Have you said 'thank you' once this entire meeting? No."

communication is so key. this is what happens when you're not comfortable sharing your kink with your spouse. you end up blurting it out on camera in the oval office to a head of state you've never even met before

28.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 876    🔁 99    💬 7    📌 2

I'm a simple man. I just want the Eagles to win 80-0 and for Kendrick Lamar to give a certain audience member a heart attack for being excessively woke.

09.02.2025 21:45 — 👍 141    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 1

Go Birds.

25.01.2025 18:18 — 👍 1585    🔁 303    💬 99    📌 28