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You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of Twitter’s death fuels my mornings.

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Maybe Gannon is viewed differently if he spends SB57 preparing a defense instead of tanking it so badly the Eagles rushed Fangio in to salvage what they could. I don’t know, I didn’t get caught red-handed by the NFL so badly that the punishment came in a league-forced draft day trade.

08.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weird guy. Just an old fashioned Weird Guy. Everything is awkward. Doesn’t really earn respect, but people have to respect the job title. The kind of weird guy to spend ten minutes telling you why this $.50 raise is actually a good thing.

08.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Castellanos quote will likely slide through generally without scrutiny, there’s so many other things going on to talk about, but using the atmosphere at the stadium as a negative is heartbreaking.

07.10.2025 11:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Step 1: Get hired as NFL Coach

Step 2: Have terrible introductory press conference

Step 3: Win a lot

07.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lot of similarities between runs to the championship to start it.

07.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the current Sixers or the Andy Reid Eagles, this run of Phillies baseball is reminiscent of the early 2010s Flyers

07.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Ticket sales will be the justification as why they’ll keep him and not sign Realmuto.

07.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can figure on so many guys that will be traded, released, or not signed after the year with an NLDS loss, that it’s pretty remarkable how little they seem to care or know that.

07.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I’m Alec Bohm, I swing at a 2-0 pitch at my cleats, I’m soooooo mysterious

06.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

That man was born to pitch in Cleveland

06.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sanchez-Luzardo-Wheeler in May next year? Smells like another 90+ wins

06.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’ll be honest, the at bat after that didn’t matter to me. Just floored by the decision.

06.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I get it, falling in and out of love with us. Great job, nerd.

06.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Castellanos breaking out an Alicia Keys song in the playoffs, what a wild and inappropriate decision.

06.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

We used to surge through the anxiousness, though. Getting to the World Series and NLCS in 22/23 didn’t come easy at home.

06.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My Phillies take is that if tonight’s crowd resembles on TV what I saw in person on Saturday, I might wander into traffic.

06.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Phillies introducing a 9-9-9 option at the concession stands tomorrow is diabolical.

03.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MVP of the night was clearly Tom McCarthy. Saw him twice around the concourse with a mob around him, just signing autographs and taking pictures with everyone.

02.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Garrett Stubbs with two hits. He was born to play in games that don’t count.

01.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Bryce Harper went deep to dead center. Of course he does in this.

01.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Luzardo gives up two hits and a walk through three innings of work.

……..with 9 strikeouts.

01.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m having way too much fun over this.

01.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fans at CBP the entire time

01.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Lmaooooooo what an absurd idea. I love it

01.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sanchez vs. Ohtani on a brisk Saturday October night. Sounds like heaven to me.

01.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dear @mets.com

28.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s good for society to see the Mets choke in spectacular fashion. It provides joy and comfort for so many. America heals when the dopes in Flushing suffer misery.

28.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Cheering for dual strikeouts in Miami and Philly, getting both.

Shoutout Orion. Great job.

28.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lot of Jay Cutler in that boy

28.09.2025 03:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drew Allar, James Franklin, just a legacy of failure.

28.09.2025 03:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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