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well yes but it’s a necessary evil

LETS GOOOOO

they should put the current page at the bottom and count down at the top

Man, shut the hell up.

LMFAOOO this is the tweet I was talking about yesterday and why we needed haters to join this app and dunk on them

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

I kinda need to fuck ben AND jerry for their work on half bakedussy

who’s with me? 🙋‍♂️ #MakeTwitterHatefulAgain

alright we need more people here because I just saw this idiot say people who pirate books deserve a virus and I need people like that to get ratioed into hiding. this app needs a bit of toxicity in order to truly thrive or the tl will feel like bots

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I don’t care what anyone says, this is also twitter so everything is the same

oh this will eat

10

I swear the speed depends on the genre, I mostly listen to fantasy and that I can’t have above 2x speed or it’s literal gibberish but anything else can be 6x for all I care

I’ve heard every possible nomination as a joke so I’m like is this news ? 😭😭

listening to audiobooks makes me think I’m illiterate because I for some reason can’t tell when a sentence ends or when it’s a character speaking, it’s all just one big sentence until I have enough and pause it

pick me 🙋‍♂️

I have 2 tweets on there lmfaooo I need to follow more people

nugudom is so difficult but I still haven’t figured out if I want to attempt public life again or not

can we at least make it to year 15 like twitter first? 😔

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

you’re a deadbeat dad for selling us to that bitch boy jack but at least you came back for us

no wonder this app feels so much like twitter, it’s jack’s product

about damn time, had me out here looking a fool 😒

#Bluesky