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Ngl I was scrolling and glanced at the picture and thought he was a Ferenghi for a second with that hat

A photo of a golden retriever with his snout covered in icing sugar

Here’s a photo of my sisters sadly departed dog when he was a pup and got into a box of Turkish delight while she was out. He ate the whole damn thing and was very pleased with himself

I guess this explains why it’s not available on its own in my region, only as an additional subscription through Amazon prime

I mean I imagine he’d spend months, if not years crafting an intricate plan to cause a bunch of people utter misery. Which would still mean he’d do less awful stuff than the current incumbent

I watched Jaws last year and it was crazy how many things I recognised despite never having previously seen it

Oh yeah, I’ve cut my palm on a biscuit

He would absolutely be one of those guys who gets super hard into the imperium and ignores all the issues

A stitch in time: a needle sword that you can stab someone with to heal 9 other wounds.

Also I haven’t got any idea what to call it but a time type sword that causes any wounds you receive to happen at a random point on your timeline is funny to me. Maybe it’ll be 15 years ago. Maybe in 5 seconds

I’m sorry, this isn’t the onion. The fuck?

I found out yesterday that a local-ish imax is showing one of my favourite Christmas movies Die Hard next week. I am seriously considering going

I was in Birmingham last weekend, had a great time. Hope you have the chance to visit the Christmas market!

I’m sorry Robert but where you’re going I cannot follow. Let me know when you return to common sense ideas like nuking the Great Lakes

Thank you for giving us what we asked for!

I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?

Yet

Also it’s wild to me that we got both the extremes of “I don’t know what internet porn is” Tucker Carlson and “I have learnt what fluffing is and I am determined to use that word as much as possible” Ben Shapiro

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I listened to this weeks it could happen here earlier and I for one would be interested in hearing Nick Fuentes trying to explain internet porn to a disbelieving Tucker Carlson

I mean say what you like about his morality but at least Ryuk always seems to be having a good time. There’s a guy who knows how to enjoy the little things, I could do to learn from him

Absolutely. Grizzled mentor always goes first

Thanks, I was trying to puzzle out what on earth it could be intended for

Not MANTGLA? Make America Nuke The Great Lakes Again?

At least it stops them from recommend it again for a while

“Did you just lean over and grab that model from another table?”
“No, and what are you going to do about it?”

The Demolished Man was me favourite as a kid. Still pretty damn good imo

Personally there’s one picture from the James Webb telescope that I just keep on using. It’s honestly incredible

I’m still in mourning for Nobu. A brave companion to the end

If only I could be so grossly incandescent

I work at a supermarket and we’ve already started selling Christmas stuff. Madness

Been hearing that a lot

Nice

I’m planning on seeing jaws tomorrow! For a movie that’s been out 50 years I’ve somehow avoided ever actually seeing it