Haylee Ortiz ♿️

When was the last time you replaced your hairbrush? I lost my old one and had to replace it. Wasn’t fancy, just old trusty paddle brush but it had been YEARS. A new brush feels so satisfying.

Has anyone tried making a battle card game around RPDR where every queen is like a pokemon? International queens are rare. Each appearance gains power... So cheeky... #stoned #gameideas #cardgames

My SNAP deposit date is the 10th of the month and I have a pending deposit to that card. I hope others are seeing the same thing. #FUCKTRUMP

Grants helped pay my co-insurance 2025 but I didn't apply early enough to get the whole year covered. November is THE TIME to double check apts, coverages, refills, grants, and misc homework (snap, transport, referrals).Dec is too busy, Jan is late. The govt shutdown doesn't change deadlines.

In Bellingham WA, taken by my MiL. #nokings

My tooth hurts but I’m still smiling so this is correct.
11 months until we throw a party and kiss each other in front of everyone.

Megan’s hair is stupid and none of you told her. #megthomas #deadbydaylight #dbdsurvivor #nea #taurie

I feel ya. This can be changed easily though. Treat it like national “talk like a pirate” day… childish…

Just your neighborhood young SSDI/Medicare girl posting a screenshot of what Medicare sent today… Can you spot the reason I hate it here?

If 97-98% of media is against you, you might be a bad person.

Everyday just feels like another quake of capitalism’s death rattle.

I am a fall risk. This is fucked.

I once accidentally went to a Marshmello show.

Some local guy was screaming on another app about a Home Depot not flying their flag half-mast. “I’ll take my business elsewhere!” Type shit and citing Kirk as an “official”. This fanboy attitude about MAGA is crazy. I hope we have something like a Nuremberg when this all falls apart.

Come on rhetoric! I hate this timeline.

The president has dementia.

As image technology gets better, "vegan leather" quality stays the same age.

It's free advertising for the leather industry at this point.

Murder City Devils signed this for me. I had J get it from the car because everything else was just black...

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Amen...

Oh shit! Congrats to @foxyshazam.bsky.social for the spotlight (opening song) on Peacemaker season 2! See them if they come through! #foxyshazam #flamingotrigger #nachoproblems #welcomeback #michaeljordan

Screenshot of Trump’s public schedule since yesterday when it became noticeably boring. Timing seems totally legit. #putin #epstein #texasdems #newsom #southpark #vaccines #cankles #heaven #dementia #vance #lgbtq #federaljudge #ghislaine #maga #fafo

“Hey internet, why do I feel like shit?”

*search specific symptoms*

“It’s normal? Again?”

🥵🤯😡

#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine

Imagine the World Cup and Olympics if this shit keeps up. I smell boycotts and bribes at the minimum and that’s just the GOPs diaper genie. #groundbreaking #democrats #bullshit #trump #dementia #resign

South Park commentary everywhere with no mention of the WATER BOTTLE gag. Those little touches make the digs better... #southpark #getherjade #noemkillspuppies

RIP to Ozzy. You kept me close to Dad until he finally married for happiness and I will never forget every fucking lyric because you were Jim's favorite. RIP to Grandpa Paul. It feels like shit to be thankful that you made it back to family to say goodbye, ICE be damned. #lilthankful #fuckmaga

Foley outlives another. Long live Mick Foley.

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The Tear Garden is still releasing new music. #i'llcomeback

#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight

I got home from DnD and as I was bringing dishes in (my turn for food) I just started crying. Everyone made a plate to go.

I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons

I told my closest friend to start playing and I’m so excited to hear if she comes out survivor, killer, or bisexual. 🤣
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq

Anyone else feel like the news is explaining a sick joke really fucking slowly for those that missed the years of foreshadowing? #wetoldyou #wetoldyouforyears #thanksMAGA

Oh, I had to switch Medicare plans and now might not qualify for my new plan because... paperwork. This is BEFORE it gets worse.

"Hey babe, do you have $20?"
"Cash? Yeah."
"Can I have it instead of you?"
"Is this a trick?"
"No, but I haven't spent any of the cash you've given me since I started this bullshit."
"So you have $20 from earlier?"
"Classified. Can I have $10?"
*gives two 5s*
"You have CHANGE?!? In this economy?"