Haylee Ortiz ♿️

“Hey internet, why do I feel like shit?”

*search specific symptoms*

“It’s normal? Again?”

🥵🤯😡

#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine

Imagine the World Cup and Olympics if this shit keeps up. I smell boycotts and bribes at the minimum and that’s just the GOPs diaper genie. #groundbreaking #democrats #bullshit #trump #dementia #resign

South Park commentary everywhere with no mention of the WATER BOTTLE gag. Those little touches make the digs better... #southpark #getherjade #noemkillspuppies

RIP to Ozzy. You kept me close to Dad until he finally married for happiness and I will never forget every fucking lyric because you were Jim's favorite. RIP to Grandpa Paul. It feels like shit to be thankful that you made it back to family to say goodbye, ICE be damned. #lilthankful #fuckmaga

Foley outlives another. Long live Mick Foley.

A Return The Tear Garden · A Return · Song · 2025

The Tear Garden is still releasing new music. #i'llcomeback

#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight

I got home from DnD and as I was bringing dishes in (my turn for food) I just started crying. Everyone made a plate to go.

I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons

I told my closest friend to start playing and I’m so excited to hear if she comes out survivor, killer, or bisexual. 🤣
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq

Anyone else feel like the news is explaining a sick joke really fucking slowly for those that missed the years of foreshadowing? #wetoldyou #wetoldyouforyears #thanksMAGA

Oh, I had to switch Medicare plans and now might not qualify for my new plan because... paperwork. This is BEFORE it gets worse.

"Hey babe, do you have $20?"
"Cash? Yeah."
"Can I have it instead of you?"
"Is this a trick?"
"No, but I haven't spent any of the cash you've given me since I started this bullshit."
"So you have $20 from earlier?"
"Classified. Can I have $10?"
*gives two 5s*
"You have CHANGE?!? In this economy?"

Can I have $20?

Wizard of Gore A killer copies the dismemberments that master illusionist Montag the Magnificent (Crispin Glover), fakes. Performances take place in underground venues in rave-like settings.

Crispin Glover and Suicide Girls 2007. I have no idea why it isn't a cult classic yet. Crispin plays Montag in a way that reminds me of an old boss of mine at corporate meetings.

I keep asking the same thing and getting redirected to someone I will apologize to after I cry about administrative burden bullshit.

This a a screenshot of a mass email I received from SSA upon passage of the OBBB.
#OBBB #propaganda #uglybill #fuckmaga #bluewave #politicalcowards #democrats #ssdi #disability #adminburden

What about AIPAC?

Right. I think the point should be the misleading text. How things are spun in media. Semantics.

I’m pretty sure most social security is not federal tax liable? Am I wrong?

Playing #DBD on PS5 means watching bubbles of shit talking pop up in the corner of the TV. Then my phone reminds me that I have new messages in the app. #runthetapes #sadako #mrspancakes #stacks #immersive #deadbyeye

Tired of hearing high school oral reports in congress from both sides..

Trump speaks at pressers and rallies like he is lying to an absent investor. His illegal business practices probably helped that.

I've been coping with the world burning by reading, physical therapy, and city builder games where I get to imagine Mamdani's kind of town. #cope #milennialmayor #ilovenyc #mamdaniwins #virtualtraffic

What does AIPAC want from you?

2/2) Trump rules for his Legion of Truthers:
#1 See prev #1
#2 Trump's opinions are: see rule #1
#3 Repetition of key words is encouraged to grow "consistant influence".
#4 Ousiders are also genital chopping anti-semitic demi-sexual satanist cannibal immigrant pedos and must die.
#5 Racism

Trump is easy to figure out.
#1 Everything he says is true because he said it.
#2 He is never mistaken or wrong because of rule #1 and admitting otherwise is not compatible with rule #1
#3 He never lies, see rule #1
#4 If you do not like him, you are fake. See rule #1
(1/2)

Nacho Problems Playlist · Haylee Ortiz · 1640 items · 14 saves

This is the playlist from a bar concept we tried for a bit but "location x3". I enjoy it and I think others dig it too. I still update it weekly-ish. #flamingbisexual #hospitality #goth #industrial #hiphop #postpunk #synthesizers

YouTube video by Tennessean Musicians surround Proud Boys, drown them out with tubas at 'No Kings' protest in Atlanta

Bella ciao ciao ciao! @jabrieldonohue.bsky.social , this one is for you!

Freshly harvested strawberries and locally brewed porter

I live across the street from a beer garden/farmers market so the snacks are really good. #leftcoast #bellingham #pridesnacks #hospitality

Considering a burner phone or two so making a million phone calls requiring a long hold (state health services, insurance, specialty pharmacy, etc...) doesn't take a week. #disability #spoontheory #chronicallyonthephone #professionalpatient #myglobulins #fuckmaga

Not Elon having a hard crawl from his K hole...