Robert B. Weide

How lucky was I?

(2 of 2) ... and me with an early childhood crush, actress Kathy Garver, who played Cissy on “Family Affair.”

Last week’s opening reception for the Marx Brothers exhibit at the Hollywood Museum. Photos: with my friend Jade Marx @jademarx8 (Groucho’s granddaughter), costumes worn by Groucho, Chico and Harpo... (1 of 2)

27 years ago today. I never stopped looking at her like this. How lucky I was, to find the one whom my soul loved.

Zelda, as I’m walking up the stairs, late at night: “And where do you think you’ve been until all hours?”

Celebrate TFH Guru @bobweide.bsky.social's birthday with these trailer commentaries!

Animal Crackers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dB...

Oliver!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3I...

Lenny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWJc...

"Still Life With Jew at 66."

Studio City, Saturday. I was just stepping out to Starbucks for a cold latte. (But I did my part. Got it with NO ICE.)

If Francis was the People’s’ Pope, are Catholics now the Popeless Peeps?

In 1995, my friend Keith Gordon and I were in Montreal, filming our feature adaptation of the Vonnegut novel, "Mother Night," after five years of struggling to get financing.

We blinked our eyes, and thirty years flew by. That's forty-two years of friendship, and counting.

Years ago, a friend tried to convince me to join her in Thailand. I said, "No, too many screaming monkeys and poisonous fruit. You go with your girlfriends and have a good time."

#WhiteLotus SPOILER ALERT:

Nailed it! (Except for the monkeys.)

Another possibility: Rick’s British girlfriend. In fact, that may be my first choice. But I still think monkeys will be involved.

For what it's worth (nothing), my prediction for the season finalé of #WhiteLotus: I think the Walt Goggins character (Rick) is going to eat it. He got away too clean in Ep.7. I also think monkeys might play a role. Maybe a stray gun winds up in the hands of a monkey, who starts shooting.

This is what happens when the dumbest guy in the room insists he’s the smartest guy in the room, and he only surrounds himself with sycophants who are afraid to tell him how fucking stupid he is.

Excuse me??

Just ran across this photo. What I would give to pinch those cheeks, to kiss that face again - to hold her so tight she couldn't possibly disappear again.

If L.A. is home, and NYC is home-away-from-home and London is home-away-from-home-away-from-home, then Paris is home-away-from-home-away-from-home-away-from-home. (2nd photo: Arpège for lunch.)

When I got on a Delta flight to NYC yesterday, I didn't know I'd be able to spend time with this good looking Babe. And yes, I'm sentimental enough that I paused an image on the monitor so I could look at her all through the flight.

I haven't been this ashamed to be an American since the last time Trump was in office.

No credit to me. Found this.

Our government is now being run by a bunch of dunces who couldn’t even pass a basic 5th-grade Civics test.

Linda never had a birthday party as a kid. And when we were together, birthdays were always low-key. In 2018, soon after her diagnosis, I decided to throw her a surprise birthday party, and pulled it off without a hitch. Here's the big moment. 7 years ago, today. Feb. 18, 2018. Volume up.

Oops. Lyrics should have been credited to Lorenz Hart.

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My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart.

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day.
-- Richard Rogers

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Linda❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Diane Keaton drove to the Oscars that year in her own car. No limo. Different time.

Stayed in bed until 10AM this morning. I would have gotten up earlier, but it was raining, and my cat was sleeping on my hand in a really cute position.

For most Filmex events, tickets were available to the public. So I just bought two tickets to the premiere of the new Woody Allen movie.