Truck on the opposite side of the road had a stack of mattresses, lost the top one into the road.
All I could think was how getting Final Destination'd by a fucking mattress would be the most 2026 coded way to go.
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Truck on the opposite side of the road had a stack of mattresses, lost the top one into the road.
All I could think was how getting Final Destination'd by a fucking mattress would be the most 2026 coded way to go.
The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different People
Yes they should.
04.02.2026 02:32 โ ๐ 11877 ๐ 2396 ๐ฌ 183 ๐ 90nice.
04.02.2026 11:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A black and white image of Pluto as an unnamed snarling bloodhound from the 1930 film The Chain Gang.
Betty Boop as a creepy uncanny valley dog creature in 1930's Dizzy Dishes.
A panel from a 1930 Blondie strip in which Blondie Boopadoop (before she became Blondie Bumstead) being a gold digger flirting with her fiance's dad.
Public Domain Day's coming, but it's weird!
We get Pluto as a prison guard before he was a friendly dogโฆ
Betty Boop as a friendly dog before she was a flapperโฆ
Blondie as a flapper named Boopadoop before she was a housewifeโฆ
Is there a housewife who became a prison guard to complete the circle?
worth it.
(sorry for the mess @tunnelbear.bsky.social )
Oi yank friends,
What are some orgs that are working against Trump/ICE raids/etc?
I can google obvs but you know, I wanna know the ones actually doing anything aside from lining their own pockets
Say what you want about taste, but my generation can't chat shit about tiktok/insta brainrot when we turned a shit drawing of a dragon (complete with consumate v's) into a minor cultural phenomenon.
27.09.2025 12:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't know why I'm like this. I'm sorry.
My therapist blocked my number.
Also fuck off your shit little sachets that explode when you open them. They suck.
Yes this is the minor thing I'm irrationally annoyed about today.
yeah and then the hand sanitizer gets all gross.
It's a vicious cycle.
I dunno homie. I know we gotta think of the turtles, but In a post-COVID world, I don't wanna touch some greasy-ass dispenser/bottle. :/
01.09.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0All Bluesky seems to do is delete Palestinian profiles. Wtf is going on? Mahmoud has had his BlueSky accounts removed so many times. Even ones he's barely posted on!
31.08.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is Mahmoud. I'm helping him with his fundraising campaign. He's a 20 years old Gazan and he needs to help feed his family. Please donate or share if you can.
27.05.2025 07:48 โ ๐ 39 ๐ 40 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 24Mahmoud's been suspended but whenever we try to appeal the suspension, it just throws up the "XRPCNotSupported error". @bskymod.bsky.social @bskymodteam.bsky.social why? What's going on? That account had barely posted and they were normal posts. Why was he suspended and why can't he appeal it?
31.08.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, poor guy.
So anyway....
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
29.08.2025 20:53 โ ๐ 28137 ๐ 8854 ๐ฌ 478 ๐ 463Iโm really sick of the courts finding this administration broke the law in some unprecedented way, but they get to keep doing illegal things for a few months as a little treat. Theyโre defaulting to rewarding lawbreaking.
29.08.2025 23:17 โ ๐ 1760 ๐ 379 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 17I hate this and I hate that I like this.
31.08.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Great. I can't even drink my soda in peace without being stuck in a dark room.
31.08.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember: Don Bradman didn't ride Phar lap up the hills of Gallipoli and kill Hitler just so you could be a racist piece of shit.
31.08.2025 23:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
31.08.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 14278 ๐ 2805 ๐ฌ 144 ๐ 63Me: "I'm gonna get fitter and lose weight and be more active and stuff. Hot girl summer, bitches!"
Personal Trainer: "That'll be $4900."
Me: "Right. Ok. 'Kinda attractive if you squint but your parents will love her' girl summer, then."
huh. never knew that about the photo. Appreciate the lore drop!
09.08.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yoinking 'testerical'.
Cheers.
Panzer Dragoon Saga
09.08.2025 14:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hallo friends! If youโre seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! Iโm in London! Iโll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
๐๏ธhttps://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
Same reason as always.
MONEY!