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Wordsmith, uncle to many, father to none. Perpetually confused by the problems we choose to scream at, instead of solve. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ally.

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Post image 06.10.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ein Final Fantasy 14-Banner mit dem Heavensward-Logo und folgendem Text: Gewinnspiel zum 10. Jubilรคum. Im Hintergrund ist eine Illustration Ishgards zu sehen und im Vordergrund befindet sich eine Schatulle mit dem Silberanhรคnger โ€žWahre Freundschaftโ€œ, der Haurchefants Schild nachempfunden ist.

Ein Final Fantasy 14-Banner mit dem Heavensward-Logo und folgendem Text: Gewinnspiel zum 10. Jubilรคum. Im Hintergrund ist eine Illustration Ishgards zu sehen und im Vordergrund befindet sich eine Schatulle mit dem Silberanhรคnger โ€žWahre Freundschaftโ€œ, der Haurchefants Schild nachempfunden ist.

Wir veranstalten ein Gewinnspiel zum 10. Jubilรคum von #FFXIV Heavensward!

โžก๏ธ Besucht sqex.to/Bh9Yc
๐Ÿ”” Folgt, repostet und besucht #FFXIV-Seiten
๐ŸŽ Erhaltet die Chance, den Silberanhรคnger โ€žWahre Freundschaftโ€œ zu gewinnen!

Zu den vollstรคndigen Regeln geht es hier ๐Ÿ“œ sqex.to/IfhpP

23.06.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 880    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Une banniรจre de Final Fantasy 14 qui montre une ville fortifiรฉe bรขtie sur un roc au dessus du vide accessible par un long pont. Sur la droite il y a un coffret avec un pendentif en forme de bouclier. Le texte en haut indique "Heavensward, Final Fantasy 14 Online, concours spรฉcial 10e anniversaire".

Une banniรจre de Final Fantasy 14 qui montre une ville fortifiรฉe bรขtie sur un roc au dessus du vide accessible par un long pont. Sur la droite il y a un coffret avec un pendentif en forme de bouclier. Le texte en haut indique "Heavensward, Final Fantasy 14 Online, concours spรฉcial 10e anniversaire".

Fรชtons les 10 ans de Heavensward avec un nouveau concours ! ๐Ÿคฉ

โžก๏ธ Allez sur sqex.to/Bh9Yc
๐Ÿ”” Suivez, repostez, visitez nos pages #FFXIV
๐ŸŽ Participez pour tenter de gagner un pendentif en argent !

Conditions gรฉnรฉrales et rรจglement officiel : sqex.to/d7Mqt

23.06.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 886    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Final Fantasy 14 Heavensward tenth anniversary sweepstakes. Banner shows an opened black box containing a silver pendant styled after Haurchefant's broken shield. In the background is an illustration of Ishgard.

Final Fantasy 14 Heavensward tenth anniversary sweepstakes. Banner shows an opened black box containing a silver pendant styled after Haurchefant's broken shield. In the background is an illustration of Ishgard.

We're celebrating Heavensward's 10th anniversary with a sweepstakes!

โžก๏ธ Visit sqex.to/Bh9Yc
๐Ÿ”” Follow, repost, or view various #FFXIV pages
๐ŸŽ Chance to win a silver pendant!

For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/VoQDt.

23.06.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1098    ๐Ÿ” 1575    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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The most unrealistic part of the Movie World War Z...

Is the idea that Israel would have the decency to save Palestinians during a zombie apocalypse.

When will world governments take real action to deal with the genocide being perpetrated by Israel?

22.06.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm old enough to have nose hairs now... And I don't really know how to feel about that.

04.06.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... Honestly, I'm down. Trump on fire? I'd donate to that sub-a-thon.

20.05.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. They'd just make the court room "a place free from the burden of pants."

20.05.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cousin does this, but she uses that ball that looks like the one from Pixar.

20.05.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... I don't think I'm getting the significance here. Can someone help me out?

18.05.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... I can smell the shitty cologne from here.

18.05.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I laughed so goddamned hard my wife and the dogs kicked me out of the bedroom.

16.05.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I laughed so hard I woke my dogs and my wife. Now I've been kicked out of the bedroom.

16.05.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... This... This is some serious Poe's law shit right here. I earnestly cannot distinguish between satire and the truth with these people.

Because this article would feel right at home on @theonion.com .

16.05.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is she wrong? Is this something we can verify she's wrong about?

15.05.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Poland prepares for war : State of the World from NPR Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine and President Trump's efforts to change the U.S. relationship with Europe and NATO have caused some European countries to rethink their own defense. One example...

KaMaLa HaRrIs Is GoInG tO sTaRt WwIiI!!!1!!1!

Where my #trump supporters at, hm? Where you guys at. I am dying to hear your thoughts on this.
www.npr.org/2025/05/12/1...

15.05.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... A wellness check? Listen, I'm a stranger here, but saying "I don't think calling the cops" was a good idea is an understatement.

They have broad authority and no actual training to back it. You can fuck someone's life up with that.

11.05.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure what's going on, but it seems like it sucks. I sent some money. I hope it helps.

Just know that there are still people here for you.

11.05.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... Everything ok?

11.05.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go get you some!

07.05.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
TikTok - Make Your Day

I want to say this is made up. Because, it's so stupid that my natural first reaction is it *HAS* to be made up...

... But the sources are on the screen.

vm.tiktok.com/ZMBEgUWnn/

07.05.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@cozyunoist.bsky.social

29.04.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Count me in!

27.04.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching The Handmaid's Tale has been a trip.

It's truly wild to me how close it's gotten.

26.04.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... Yeah. Ok. But I get to pick the movie.

26.04.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey d?

26.04.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's not Doctor Doom. He's just an angrier/more desperate/more paranoid version of Tony Stark from Iron Man 3.

2/2

23.04.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Avengers Doomsday will be about a Tony Stark that experienced a time heist, probably the one from Endgame.

Due to events of Endgame he discovers SHIELD's corruption -> WS identity -> Killer Mom.

Two Hulks -> Magic is Real

Cap's "Hail Hydra" -> "Bucky is Alive."

1/2

23.04.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young man is sitting at a table with a laptop and a water bottle that says ' soccer ' on it ALT: a young man is sitting at a table with a laptop and a water bottle that says ' soccer ' on it

Every time I hear one of these Wall Street fuckers talk about "removing regulations" I want to scream. I was homeless for a year and a half because these pieces of bottomed dwelling shit didn't want anyone to regulate them.

If that's how this ends?

22.04.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Less regulation? Are you kidding me? Is that what all of this is? He's blundering around like a moron and none of the big CEOs are speaking out against him... Because they plan to use it as a negotiating tactic so they can get away with more s?hit

22.04.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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