guess whos got two thumbs and almost just got run the fuck over by a fuckin robo cab with nobod in it thats right me. it was blocking a lady into a driveway and i was trying to see if there was a way to like, signal for a tech or something. had to jump out of the way. the future blows so much ass
14.12.2023 04:54 β π 1112 π 182 π¬ 58 π 20
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is jumping into the air, agitated and prickly, screaming into the void.
Green: If hope is not joy, then rage it shall be! I did not ask to be born, I will not ask for permission to live! I will cling to hope by rage alone, for the void below has killed before, and it can kill again!
Blue appears on the scene, looking confused. He is sitting down, behind Green's back. It is unclear how long he has been sitting there listening. Green turns around to look over his shoulder to look at Blue as he talks.
Blue: ...Can I ask what you are doing?
Green: My daily affirmations.
13.12.2023 10:58 β π 1979 π 564 π¬ 21 π 18
Been getting into the walking dead telltale games
Steam is like treating my interest like an addiction. Absolutely refusing me from launching the game sometimes.
13.12.2023 11:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
if my only two choices were listen to this podcast or steer my car into a pond of hydrofluoric acid Iβm yanking that wheel so hard the police will write in the accident report βdude tokyo drifted straight in lol holy shitβ
13.12.2023 04:30 β π 449 π 38 π¬ 21 π 5
Jesus clock
oh christ look at the time
12.12.2023 21:21 β π 3052 π 690 π¬ 49 π 44
a nonexhaustive list of questions to ask yourself before replying:
- have others already made this joke?
- am i offering unsolicited advice?
- do i know the op well enough to make this joke?
- does my comment meaningfully add anything?
- am i asking a question i should type in a search bar instead?
13.12.2023 00:59 β π 1565 π 402 π¬ 44 π 59
picture of Elon Musk LARPing as a cowboy with his cowboy hat on backwards, and bearing an uncanny resemblance to Beavis from the animated program βBeavis and Buttheadβ
βHoW dO YoU Do, FeLlOw CowPeOpLeβ
12.12.2023 23:52 β π 80 π 4 π¬ 5 π 1
hello, good morning
i just witnessed someone use the acronym βbdsmβ to mean βbusiness development, sales, and marketingβ and i have never been so glad to have my camera off
12.12.2023 17:36 β π 7247 π 1586 π¬ 257 π 193