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Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

The cast of SCTV

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

Can't argue with that

SNOW DAY MIXTAPE - your suggestions #stormsounds Well, it has been a helluva winter so far and today is no exception. I asked for your requests and I tried my best to make it move. Music from The Cure, E.S.T., Tears For Fears, Japanese Breakfast, ...

If you need some music to reflect the day, here ya go.
Another to completely have you escape it, soon. #requests

www.mixcloud.com/DaniElwell/s...

Screen cap of "Autoplay videos and GIFs" with a checkbox.

@bsky.app, I would really like to know why autoplay has been re-enabled, twice, when I've switched it off.

YouTube video by Kate Bush - Topic Under Ice

No icy mixtape is complete without

A digital illustration of David Lynch (we miss you) from the little concrete walled, cluttered office space he used to do his odd little weather reports from. Everything is rendered in a strange combination of textures and line halftones and muted cool colors. Cruddy lettering at the bottom of the frame reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.

a bar with empty stools Local woman who just wants to be able to walk to a bar to drink and stumble home now a leading urbanist.

"Local woman who just wants to be able to walk to a bar to drink and stumble home now a leading urbanist."

creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord

YouTube video by TVO Docs Trailer | CFNY: The Spirit of Radio | TVO Docs

In 1976, CFNY launched from a small suburban house just north of Toronto and went on to become one of the most influential punk, new wave, and alternative radio stations in the world.

"CFNY: The Spirit of Radio" premieres tomorrow at 9pm on TVO.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFu0...

Black-and-white photo of a couple dozen light skinned people all wearing dressed up outdoor clothing. They are all standing outside in a scrubby field as of about to pose for a group portrait, but they’re all looking down at a small tabby cat that sits right in front of the group and looks calmly back at them.

Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!

THE COURT: Okay. Case settled? MS. CONROY: Unfortunately no, your Honor. THE COURT: Rats.

Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst

I wonder if my life would have been different if I knew how to do my hair?

A tribute to the King, Charles Schulz. Lucy Van Pelt is sitting in her psychiatry booth, looking depressed. Sitting on a stool next to the booth is Charlie Brown, looking depressed. Instead of the normal text on the front of the booth it reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. With the ‘today’ being on a little removable placard.

Charlie Brown, wondering what it all means.

#bluejays

Blue Jays Clement Sliding home with some pizazz.

A raccoon showing some pizazz.

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

I won't wade into the marsh in which this conversation is currently going on, but I'm happy to note that the first thing a twenty-first-century publishing entity does on receipt of a manuscript and to prepare it for eventual publication is to yank out every single double space after a period.

🤷🏻‍♂️

We interrupt this World Series for a very touching thing and also some bullshit

TEAM NINE GUYS WHO WILL ANNOY YOU TO BASEBALL DEATH 2k25!!!!!

Everyone running into the road in the scramble intersection and then running back out when the lights turn lol

GOODNIGHT, SEATTLE!

80s news screen of a frowning male news anchor sitting in front of a graphic that repeats the word “Coping” in various colors

Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social

Shouts out to Max Scherzer, doing it for all the guys over 40 who experience neck, shoulder and back pain because of the violent repetitive movement of their bodies, whether that's Pitching to Major League Hitters or Shifting Slightly in Bed

Henry Blanco (number 12, holding his arms up) on the Brewers

Henry Blanco on the Dodgers

Henry Blanco on the Blue Jays

Henry Blanco on the Mariners

MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners

The blank back of a beer mat with a little sharpie drawing of a kitty cat on it and the words ‘maybe it will happen today’

Art contribution by @jalaffler.bsky.social of Off Color Brewing

Buck gives zero fucks that he can’t say “Schlittler.”

“You always feel the weight of the world and decisions you make, but when you feel a country, it gets a little dicey at times, like the 6th inning with the bases loaded, nobody out and Aaron Judge hitting. You feel like people in Nova Scotia want to come murder you.” — Toronto manager John Schneider