RMJ=H

I *told* him to switch to voice-to-text, but nooooooo, it’s faster typing with my toes he said

@jamescurle.bsky.social im so sorry dude

Hello Clarice

tpusa is pronounced t-pussay

You can’t convince me that Muggsey Bogues and Earl Boykins aren’t hiding under that suit jacket

I mean who among us

Honestly, I have genuinely thought about making a Bsky account of nonsense bingos that pop into my head, with definitions etc. the whole 9 yards. and then I remember how truly lazy I am and then the thought goes away.

oh buddy. can't go wrong there.

fries in it? paprika on top?

how many trees died to make this

To: All company
From: samesadecho@workplace.com
RE: Re: RE: RE: FWD: re: Re: fwd: Fwd: RE: Hats?

Everyone who responded nicely to me and my mare exchanging hats on the fly: Thank you!

Everyone who responded with jeers and jokes about our relationship: please cease responding to this email thread

luckily my physician has told me this is not possible.

who is the team to beat?

I thought this was self-evident: The Charlotte Hornets.

eye contact during sex

"We talked with his handlers: it might."

icymi this is really good

I know you're also a big canucks guy

Are there some issues with overuse? I'm sure there are.

People die drinking too much water. Are there more people dying from that than marijuana use? Who knows? This article sure as shit won't tell you.

Also, I'm not a weed guy. I don't use it, but don't begrudge those that do.

Not only is the headline unnecessarily alarmest.

I would like to note that it's completely *unpersuasive* from a public health perspective.

I see almost no discussion of the health or financial burden of marijuana use.

This is all finger-wagging and nay-saying.

Go away.

I know you're a big canucks guy

do you think this pair of corys/koreys/coreys is the best pair of corys/koreys/coreys ever produced by the united states

I am right in the middle of "Irreverent internet comedians" and "NBA professional basketball writers"...

which...

what's your take on the main argument?

boy from the super bowl halftime show

young benito

like surely this is what they were going for, right?

in its defense, it did bring several boys to the yard

saddest.
media.
ever.

Giannis should be ashamed Cutting a deal with a major prediction market platform after playing coy with a trade request is beneath him and will sully his legacy. He should backtrack and the NBA should step in to prevent this f...

“Giannis torturing Bucks fans with his wishy-washy trade sentiments while actively working on a deal with a major prediction market platform is pretty disgusting.”

@teamziller.bsky.social rips the Antetokounmpo-Kalshi business deal.

there is no signage explaining that. none.

I draw the line at denim dishware