Michael Dorito

everything is in service to corporate quarterly profits and bigotry. the maps are redrawn and the deck already stacked. As long as the right doesn't say "We are fascists" then media will both-sides them with "well, they didn't SAY it, who can say for sure".

The game was lost decades ago before we had a chance. It's now snowballing and save maybe a bump every now and then there's nothing stopping the shitstorm now.

I'm honestly not sure that this country will get better in my lifetime. I feel like it'll veer into less straight up dictatorship but more into one party oligarchy that just grinds people into dust for 20 years. Then, climate change or war or both will burn it out.

Every time I go to a beach, it reminds me of the guy who ran for Governor in 2018 on a platform of Colorado conquering a path to the sea

Called an automation log for a system at work the “Bob Loblaw Job Log” and was met with blank stares. I’m old and my references are now obscure.

Remember some guys: 2006 Denver Broncos Monopoly edition

*bong rip*

isn’t it wild that the word monopoly has the words mono and also poly in it

whoa

Two links for the August 24th game between the Rockies and the Pirates. One ticket includes a Bert & Ernie Sesame Street bobblehead. The other ticket does not include the bobblehead. So if you want the bobblehead you have to buy the special bobblehead ticket

The Pirates have a fireworks night, a free t-shirt night, and this to entice fans to come see this matchup

the most hotly anticipated series of the year is finally here

hey @sickoscommittee.org next dumb math project: rivalries that don't exist but should thematically and where they play in the middle. thanks.

Pitt and Pitt State should have to play each other every year. They should play the game halfway between campuses. Where is that, do you ask? Of course:

Man if your job requires licensure you really shouldn’t be using AI

My DnD name has been rejected

Hey guys just finished eating the greasiest sandwich in the world! Time to reach into my pocket, pull out my phone by the lens and film myself backlit as much as possible

oh hmm what are we painting over here? 'social issues', well that could be anything. how bad could it-

-Oh we're throwing all trans people under the bus immediately. Yeah Dems, this is what we want, to capitulate further. To give our friends to the wolves in that quest for the 'moderate vote'

cool yeah so the dems really are going to lean into "welp, guess we just gotta be more racist etc" aren't they

Every day there’s a new thing on here that digs my depression a little deeper than the day before

I can see our corporate feedback for Microsoft and folks love Copilot, the personal assistant that just helps you do more!

I have been given the best sticker

Now I’m gonna play DnD for the first time as a tiefling bard twink named Tycho, who debuts as drag queen Tawdry Horne for plot reasons. DM Spilly is so excited. ❤️

The greatest jokes in the history of television are the names at the end of @kentremendous.bsky.social shows

making an npc sheet

writing a quest

*blinks*

If only there were a way to extract funds from the obscenely wealthy to handle things like that oh well

I pretty much jettisoned the Rockies after Nolan and haven't been to Coors since Covid. I don't really see any reason to break that streak.

I hate that the dollar sign comes first. You say Twenty Dollars, not Dollars Twenty

hell? yea, brother

oh and Starbucks. Man, thank you, brands!