Spilliam

Everything is shit

roses are smart
violets are dumb
look everybody, it’s

Denmark should have worn their alternate Greenland jerseys while embarrassing the USA today.

How’s it feel to be yelling at Mike Sullivan again

Really I just want roller derby on skates

There should be Mass Start Short Track speed skating

same with these skier freestylists; each women has been a stone cold goddess, and the dudes yet to come (a quick google search) are like...if i met them im instantly back in the freshman dorm fall 2001. i can smell the incense and hear phish

I love the Winter Olympics. Nonstop "why the hell would you do that" and "how do you even find OUT you can do that" and curling

There’s a dude trying to get ChatGPT to count to 100 without skipping and it’s failed 3 days in a row

The most Capitalist Hell American thing I can think of is Republicans dropping 38B into industrial parks owned by Republicans and turning them into concentration camps

“Quad Fraud”, he posted to Twitter, before falling down 16 flights of stairs into a spike trap to his death

It feels like every night NBC tries to set up a victorious US narrative and they get kicked in the shins each time.

blood

Vladimir Samoilov in a red jacket holding a large stuffed pierogi flanked by two women in red jackets

the pierogi has returned

getting this so my terror goblin can shred all of the enemies behind me

Meta’s internal memo said the political tumult in the United States was good timing for the feature’s release. “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns,” according to the document from Meta’s Reality Labs, which works on hardware including smart glasses.

this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

Rockies baseball? You couldn't possibly be serious. I mustn't. I shan't.

I hate this ad not just for the kids voices which grate every time, but also that GRINDSET shit

SHOWING UP EVEN WHEN IT’S HAAAARD

The hold music for my psychiatrist office is an ad for Spravato. Dystopian as shit.

Combos: the dog treat for man

Julie Benz, who was Darla on Buffy

neofeudalism rocks

Man it’s only been one day since they shut down a major airport because dudes wanted to fire a laser at a balloon

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Those really were the best days

when another boy has a balloon

99 Red Balloons was a documentary

The easiest thing in the world is being a billionaire. You can fuck up constantly forever and be told you’re the prettiest most perfect angel

The WOIMP WOIMP sphere noise when you touch them