I'm Jorts

don't know but he isn't caught at the end of this video and i like to think he's still out there, lightly jogging away from some feds

smacking a pig with a sandwich and then lightly jogging away from them feels so good i bet

i don't remember this crossover but i bet it's pretty good

keep your stick on the ice my friend

can't speak for them but i think it's fine

in communist china you can't even collaborate with outside countries to plan the downfall of china

massive offense to everyone but i don't give a shit about what elon's pet llm is doing. you are a disturbed individual if you do

gift link. read it
defector.com/taylor-swift...

Taylor Swift Turned Me Straight | Defector I finally get Midnights. I don’t just mean, “Oh, I thought this album was whatever when I first heard it, and now I really love it,” though I do mean that a little bit. I mean I get it get it. Like, I...

Taylor Swift turned me straight: defector.com/taylor-swift...

i have no scream and i must mouth

YouTube video by billyjoejimbob75 You're all gonna die!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiuC...

Imagine a Christian baby is driving 12 mph under that speed limit and you are 2 minutes away from shitting your pants. Is it legal to speed?

Wrong, I cause an accident and pull out my gun

Get that paper how ever you can

this has been the baseball moment with your friend jorts.

the rockies are so shitass that they're going to have the worst run differential since the 19th century

the twins have a rookie with .6 war in 12 games

hmm, screams "FAKE" to me but one can never count out dumbfuck elon

sparks didn't score for 6 minutes and still have a halftime lead

i bet if you studied it you could find the exact point that money makes you lose your mind. and i bet it's not even very much

yeah, it's called money

the forbidden giant size To Kill A Mockingbird with all the chapters about atticus jacking off before court

why are there so many of these demons?

also tell him that yes, he is very silly

someone tell matthew that replying and blocking doesn't work here. it just makes our interaction invisible

you are very silly

humans were put on this earth to sweat some onions in a pan. all the other stuff we do is superfluous

mike's hard lemon maze

no, polygon was bought by one of these media companies that just shovels shit out without regard. it would be more surprising if this was written by a real person

superman was raised by three kansas farmers

fuck the author of this, fuck polygon, fuck zach snyder