I'm Jorts

A 2017 tweet by AP journalist Mark Long reading "Jaguars PK Jason Myers on his misses: 'it feels great, dude. It's fucking awesome, man.'"

Jason Myers hoisting the MVP and running this iconic quote back but with the exact opposite tone.

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

Screenshot of a recent Instagram post from the account of child model Lincoln Fox showing a photo of a five-year-old in a brown shirt and blue pants with the caption, "I booked a cool gig! Can't wait to share it with you guys."

A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...

i am not watching but i just looked at the gamecast and saw that the qbs have combined to go 21/47. is this game being played in a snowstorm?

my beloved flying banana tree

this appears to be an ad to tell you that pokemon exist and are neat. seems like a really stupid way to spend money since everyone over under 40 already knows and loves pokemon

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

he was good in his small part in Caught Stealing as well

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

@demorcrats nominate him. he will sweep

going on kalshi now to put the farm on this

Announcers should only reference halftime show landmarks now. "Walker is open in the sugarcane fueld, tackled near the domino table and it's second down"

someone please confirm this. i will buy a bad bunny album if it is

that will never work!

lmao

You won't believe this.
No, you really won't.
Our halftime show in NZ is a fantasy cow draft.

why is kalshi legal? is it just that they bought some judges? please don't tell me if it's depressing

did they end civil unrest again?

oh

gotta bring back the voice over guy

i am amused that the play to get star wars back in theaters is an adaptation of a tv show people really cared about 6 years ago and hasn't had a new episode in 3 years. doesn't seem like a smart play to me but i guess that's why i'm not in charge of disney

i finally saw a trailer for it last week. i'll just say that it did not convince me to start caring about star wars shit

posts from 1997

the rarest gummy of them all: the gummy venus de milo

oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)

a large brown eagle sits at the top of a douglas fir tree

The eagle ducking his head. At the top of the grame is the tip of a raven's wing

This juvenile bald wagle was pinned here by a bunch of ravens. one of them kept doing an eagle impression from a nearby tree. 🪶

it's so hard to be a juvenile bald wagle

lol, a 20 point scorer that no one even wanted to give up a 2nd round pick for? you know this man has some sort of demon haunting him