mars

“There’s no alternatives for Apple Music or Spotify” go to the library.
“Why is tv and movie streaming so expensive” GO TO THE LIBRARY.

Ok I finally finished watching all of the Star Wars movies and now I can participate in my fav activity of informed hating

Oh god I’m crying over Harry Potter again.

Been reading a lot of reylo fics and I see it’s very common for ppl to do callback to dialogue from the movies which is funny to me bc those movies are just not well written

“They talked about everything and nothing” WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT

Bob Iger Die Challenge

Casting a 9 year curse of impotence on every driver that has ever cut me off.

I have in fact been banned from playing Fortnite for the remainder of my pregnancy as my husband legitimately is afraid I will anger myself into preterm labor

borderline agoraphobic wishes ao3 comments had a like comment function. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING I DONT WANNA TALK.

“He’s still a white cis man” as a discrediting comment of Ron Weasley’s character is probably the funniest thing I’m going to read today

“God I hate him so much” -said tenderly with the most affection about Jesse Eisenberg who I want to crack in half over my knee and other things….

Star Wars is Mexican coded as fuck. They may as well have named Chewie, Jesus and R2D2, Arturito.

The biggest fumble in all of Harry Potter id that scene in HBP where Draco breaks Harry’s nose, coincidentally passing up on 1/3 of the deathly hallows

white leftists do something besides condescend to the marginalized groups you claim to advocate for challenge

Pregnancy rage + GDT Frankenstein discourse has enabled me to not want to speak to another white woman for the next 20 years.

I was wrong it’s actually being 60k in like for this same 5k venue

Fingers crossed bc they seriously picked like one of the worst venues in Chicago for this and 36k ppl in line for presale on a 5k venue SUCKS

Takanaka add more tour dates to Chicago PLEASE

Devastation is being 36k in line for concert tickets when the venue only hosts 5k……

That scene in The Last Jedi where Kylo realizes Rey is in his quarters. Shorty may as well have been going through his underwear drawer.

Just found out the company that produces my favorite lipstick still does animal testing. This is worse than when I found out my favorite coconut milk brand has monkey labor.

“I hate myself for hating them” -Julian casablancas in on the other side but also me every time I meet a swiftie

I should retitle my Wednesday fic from Wednesday’s Got a Gun, to How to Pick Locks: the Wednesday Addams Story. Anyway, chapter 10 out now. #wyler #weyler archiveofourown.org/works/712340...

I saw new moon in theaters last night and let me share my favorite detail: when Edward shows up in a two piece suit , sans tie, to break up with Bella, he isn’t wearing a belt, which in my mind makes total sense for his character bc why would a person with perfectly tailored pants need a belt?

Yeah okay fine I’ll promote my Wednesday fic. Freaky latinas rise up. Wednesday’s Got A Gun Chapter 9, click here. archiveofourown.org/works/712340...

#weyler #wyler

I legitimately get tears in my eyes every time I watch video of the guy in the orange jacket dance to scheibe with Gaga

The lioness does not concern herself with hits:kudos ratios. The lioness writes for enjoyment and self-fulfillment.

All the Devils Are Here
by @amusedouche420.bsky.social
Draco/Hermione
not rated | 4.8k words | wip

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/722431...

i fucking love Steely Dan

“What are people commenting that they get strikes on their accounts? I comment some pretty mean shit and have never gotten a strike.”
“Babe, you think the worst thing someone could call you is stupid so the majority of your comments are just calling people dumb. Some people call people slurs….”