Dan 💙💜💖

Armond Rizzo

bf called me as soon as I posted this and instantly hung up 🥰

The Human Rentipede

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

sorry Mrs Pussy 😔

The goon and bate of Ophelia

Beautiful gowns, gown, gown by the riverrrr

Linkin Park voice: I've become so cum I can't feel you there

I think instead of wearing a gi for karate or whatever they should just be naked and slathered up in ghee, thank you

it's always TESTicle and never EXAMammary glands 😔

or at least be bisexual good lord

how come cult leaders always say that god wants them to have multiple wives, why can't they ever be like "god wants us to save the whales because they are divine"

when you're scared of installing new hard drives or SSDs call that a terrorbyte

wait that gay hockey tv show was originally a bucky/steve fanfic

Call me Fred cause I see an ass and I stare

I do not see it, just give me my big pizza thank u

The best pizza places are always fronts for money laundering drug empires idk why

My other Skyrim characters: big titty orc man and big titty goth woman (the two genders)

Vibing

witchy Dorian Corey: (Night)shade comes from reading

character designs where the women don't have chins proper freak me out

Breaking News: He WAS a sk8r boi

I think my Americansona would be called Hunter

I wonder if one day I make a "gross! woke" joke obviously being ironic and someone will agree with me

Horror

They're sucking on that trans woke gas over there I guess

Just realised I've never met a cis Irish person

I think prob because I just love Mage the Ascension

oh that's kinda funny

thinking my clan abilities are because of blood magic but it's just malkavian

barely in touch with reality and can spout prophecies and is always right about the general vibe I get? werk