Dan 💙💜💖

I need to step my game up

And I thought I overshared too much with my siblings

Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings truly did a number on me as a kid, I was like I too want a femboy archery wife just like Aragorn

The Balrog's been here forever
Morgoth made them whatever

fantastic four that can't eat cheese going against their ultimate enemy, Galactose

I ate his liver with some baked beans and a nice lambrini

*british noises*

To the tune of that Vengaboys song

Doom Doom Doom Doom
I'm stuck in Khazad-dûm

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It's not enough to feel the pressure of a big man on me while I sleep, I want a 127 hours situation where I have to gnaw my own arm off, thank you x

before and after

Just met the gay monk in kingdom come deliverance

that was like a whole 8 personalities and 1 bf ago wha

just got deja vu from like years ago from a dream I had back in like 2018 wtf

this is so squirrel girl main coded of you

you're not judge jury and executioner, you're not even judge judy

I personally think my boyfriend should be compelled under law to play through more of kingdom come deliverance because:

1) It's fun, I like seeing him play it
2) I played through until that moon bitch in Elden Ring with the slug women (can't remember her name)

I rest my case your honour x

ASPCA ad for fat guys with big dicks

does that make the dark urge the bride? much to think about x

Orin from baldur's gate 3

oren from kill bill

Orin Ishii

Otto Von Bergalicious

fantastic four that can't eat cheese going against their ultimate enemy, Galactose

Found it

hagooner matata what a wonderful phrase

fucking hell that's evil, I'm so sorry

Thank you!

Brushed all my hair forward and I looked like the 5th member of the Beatles, hate it

God which time...

But yeah he's fine he's at the pub stuck forever until I progress the main quest x

The way my bf was like "so are you going to rescue Hans or" and I was like LISTEN I'm gathering herbs and vibing and solving 1403 jack the ripper cases Hans will be fine!!! He has water, he has a French bitch he's fineeee