Matt

They’re the Capulets and the Montagues. You will NEVER guess what their stupid add kids did a few years ago. LMAO!

To: Restaurants and Gastropubs
From: allmatt

Re: Feedback w/r/t children’s menu

We do not want hand breaded breast meat chicken tenders, we want that Sysco bullshit! Get it together, GM Kevin!

~ xOxO allmatt o.0

I am begging news outlets to start linking to the docket filings (preferably a PDF from PACER) so I, a law person, can immediately deliver to my brain the legal theory of the case so when the group chat asks me tomorrow I do not need to make up a fictitious client number for Lexis.

Was he making a pass? 🤔

Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me.

Not my hometown radio station *~*still*~* playing Lips of an Angel by Hinder on live radio.

Shout out to 101.1 WIXX though.

To be honest they were cursed as soon as they scheduled that wedding over a holiday weekend.

People from the blandest most unspiced vanilla cookie cutter ass milk toast suburb will say “the city is like a war zone omg” 24/7/364 and then on 4th of July when it actually sounds like a war zone in their backyard? all smiles.

My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!

AND THEN THE FUCKING BRITISH SHOWED UP!!!

Get in girls and gays, we ride for Amaya at dawn. 🐎 ⚔️

Hey ehl gee bee tee queties we all still gay as hell?

The only very Pride-y event I planned was going to my friend’s patio to watch the Parade and I slept right through my alarms. Now I’m straight! 😭😭😭

Home by 9:30. Buffalo tendies on the way. @sheacoulee.com on my tv screen. Toto threw down that set and and Patrick Mason played space jam. Happy Pride, baguettes! 🏳️‍🌈

a man is holding a telephone in his hands and saying clear ! ALT: a man is holding a telephone in his hands and saying clear !

9–1-1 I’ve just seen a twunk in a basketball jersey.

Should’ve know there’d be lots of spaghets at a Pride event called “All of Us.”

A cultural reset.

Mami? Mamacita? Like a dog?

The people, united.

Last full week of June and still no Pride bonus from my employer. 😡

What if we made autonomous killer robots so that when the autonomous robot class becomes sentient and turns against us the autonomous non-killer robots won’t need to arm their coalition because they’re already buds with the autonomous killer robots that we made?

still can’t believe there was not a single gay intern at State Farm to 86 the “bate man” Batman Bateman commercial. goons!

Insurance will only cover one of the three. Your choice.

“is it a fun one? I’ll try it!”

“Just letting you know tests came back negative girly!!”

could’ve just released those results to MyChart instead of induce cardiac arrest with this call but go off Brenda

Utah, too!

legacy.utcourts.gov/howto/family...

But anyone needs during-life estate planning for asset protection (usually means setting up a trust to hold, for example, your primary residence), always work with an attorney.

/notlegaladvice

For example, Illinois has forms of healthcare power of attorney, property power of attorney, healthcare advanced directive, and living wills.

If things are simple, like “husband is healthcare POA, husband gets all my $$ when I croak”, those forms are probably sufficient.

+ unless one is high-/ultra-high net worth, has special circumstances (dependents, divorce decrees, significant business ownership), estate planning need are likely minimal. Many states have form templates available that are sufficient for most middle and working class purposes.

+ many estate planning docs require wet ink signatures and notaries to be enforceable, so in addition to e-storage, have plans for physical safekeeping, too. Water/fireproof safes or file cabinets are good options.