why does every uber I get drive like theyโre playing Mario Kart
16.02.2026 00:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@musichurst.bsky.social
your momโs best friend ๐ atl | ๐ธ @musichurst
why does every uber I get drive like theyโre playing Mario Kart
16.02.2026 00:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the warheads flavors are my childhood in a can
13.02.2026 20:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is my gasoline
13.02.2026 20:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I had two this morning
12.02.2026 19:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hard work is paying offffff
12.02.2026 18:54 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0okay legs are looking niceeeee
10.02.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0fasted for my annual physical and now Iโm ready to buy out my local chipotle
09.02.2026 16:49 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Felt. Iโve noticed myself feeling more sluggish and altered after even a drink or two in a way that makes me hesitate to drink at all.
09.02.2026 15:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0in every relationship there is one person who cleans the dryer lint regularly and another person who is trying to set the house on fire
09.02.2026 15:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hey so I really liked this movie
05.02.2026 03:36 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0really into bagels lately
04.02.2026 05:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I loved this film. So much.
01.02.2026 03:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 012-mile long run on the TREADMILL? Thatโs commitment.
01.02.2026 03:48 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A raccoon, labeled โmeโ, is stretching to hold itself in the air between two trees. The first tree is labeled โstaying informed on the American dumpster fireโ. The second tree is labeled โmy mental healthโ.
gm
26.01.2026 13:44 โ ๐ 601 ๐ 102 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 9unfortunately our dog does not know the difference between a vaccum cleaner and the babadook
24.01.2026 17:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0sweaty tempo run on the treadmill!!!!
23.01.2026 22:32 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0why do I feel like having a substack would be enjoyable
23.01.2026 22:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I canโt tell if thatโs a compliment ๐ ๐
23.01.2026 00:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0hello I am obsessed with this song
21.01.2026 19:54 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full.
The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.
the kind of back + biceps workout where my arms are shaking at the end
19.01.2026 16:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0had two glasses of wine and now Iโm flexing in front of my partner saying โlook I swear I saw my abs yesterdayโ
18.01.2026 02:47 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0someone needs a haircut (itโs me)
15.01.2026 17:38 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fucccccck yes
15.01.2026 17:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0okay LEGS!!!
07.01.2026 16:28 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is who youโre asking to understand insurance
22.12.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0copious amounts of visions plaguing you
22.12.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0need the etymology stat
22.12.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0need to know who invented the word copious
22.12.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0