Moorhen in a tree.
11.12.2025 11:06 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@stopit-and-tidyup.bsky.social
Born on a mountain raised in a cave, Scouse not English. Dog lover mature photographer. Campervan owner. Old Fart Dark Humour
Moorhen in a tree.
11.12.2025 11:06 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Black-Headed gulls (winter)
11.12.2025 10:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lesser Black-Backed Gull's nest.
11.12.2025 10:25 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Before and after. Molly the Bearded Collie.
11.12.2025 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been a weird old morning.
On the way to Aldi, I found a hat full of money, then some nutter with a guitar started chasing me.
You could NOT make it up..
I remember when people could spell remember.
08.12.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We all bake miscakes.
08.12.2025 10:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leave the tiny man alone, you know he is a journalist now?
You should try walking a mile in his shoes.
America has the best president money can buy.
05.12.2025 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was going to buy this Christmas jumper, but it's just two fucking deer
05.12.2025 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America has the best government money can buy.
04.12.2025 14:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America has the best government money can buy.
04.12.2025 12:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America has the best government money can buy.
04.12.2025 09:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America has the best government money can buy.
04.12.2025 09:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America has the best government money can buy.
04.12.2025 09:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just applied for a job at the Citroen museum.
I had to send in 2 CVs.... #cars
Who are the nicest people in a hospital?
The ultra sound guys.
Yeah, but who fills in for them when they phone in sick?
The hip replacement guys.
Who are the best knitters in hospitals?
The Cardy Ologists.
Barrow-in-Furness (UK)
01.12.2025 21:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spectacular shot.
01.12.2025 16:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#lighthouse
01.12.2025 16:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Great photo
01.12.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The first rule of Thesaurus Club is that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
01.12.2025 13:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Right, which one of you fuckers took the Lord's name in vain?"
29.11.2025 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fire
29.11.2025 13:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0