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Stop It and Tidy Up

@stopit-and-tidyup.bsky.social

Born on a mountain raised in a cave, Scouse not English. Dog lover mature photographer. Campervan owner. Old Fart Dark Humour

160 Followers  |  142 Following  |  849 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.8713

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When she farts, will they inflate like a balloon?

11.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My pet mouse Elvis died today, the poor fucker, he was caught in a trap…

05.08.2025 06:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being conceived in the back of a Jeep does NOT make you part Cherokee.

04.08.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have done well since leaving Match of the day.

04.08.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Did you know that a hundred piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in 30 seconds? In other news, I lost my job at the aquarium.

02.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mine. Very long in the tooth...

02.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What bike do you have?

02.08.2025 11:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had laser eye surgery a few days ago. It's shit though. I've been staring at a tin of beans for hours, but they're still cold.

02.08.2025 10:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fireball XL5

31.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I pull up Himalayan Balsam when I see it. Invasive species.

29.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My local church was robbed last night, they took everything that wasn't nailed down.
At least Jesus was safe.

26.07.2025 09:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What do you see here?

25.07.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I went for an examination today. He stuck his finger up my arse and twiddled it around. I'm not going to that dentist again.

25.07.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#hulkhogan

24.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Apparently, I snore so loud that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

22.07.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#birds

20.07.2025 17:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Crabocopter…..
Love how it folds in claws to be more hydrodynamic after take off…. 🦀

20.07.2025 10:20 — 👍 4434    🔁 664    💬 187    📌 84
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I have no idea what is happening here but it is the best thing I’ve seen today!

20.07.2025 14:40 — 👍 19310    🔁 3232    💬 650    📌 329

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