nofi beats to rot to

charli died on the way to her home planet xcxworld

Whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo, yelling, “I love you” Out to my white feather hawk tail deer hunter.

every wuthering heights review is like “oh no my novel” go read it then? god forbid a girlie gets creative

it feels kinda racist that i hate petit buiscuit and illenium, even though they're actually just white guys.

Woke 2 is so HERE

I 🫶 techno

gonna turn into a 5k when they go pass geary

you can tell they’ve never been outside of an uber because they’re marching down fillmore to civic

I mean let me ask the audience

the false equivalence of my strange addiction is that someone rubs her pussy juice on her neck every twenty minutes and someone that has a bunch of pet snakes are literally the same thing

rhetorically weekly

i've been back home for a week and am living out of my luggage

i know i’m not saying anything most of you don’t know, but for sake of clarity:

bovino being transferred out of minneapolis is not a victory, it’s a start

the white house panicking and reversing their narrative is not a victory, it’s a start

take 10 seconds to celebrate & let’s get back to work

have you seen rebecca hall and caroline polachek in the same room? think about it

I love that language never stops evolving

12 years later and i still have dreams about showing up to my shift at h&m and noticing i was scheduled the day before.

had the worst tim hortons coffee. you're under spells people

always been

you don’t understand I like ladytron in a gothy way not in a bear way please listen to me

twitters down lets open bsky

bsky: hello x refugee

byeeeee

these long trips always remind me that if i were to move back home i would expeditiously kill myself within a few months

i am quirk chungus but i am free

don’t mean to yuck ur yum (maybe I do) but im so glad were rid of that 80s streaming show. a scourge on culture and corny as shit. funko pop ass show byeee

I’m tired of pretending she and him isn’t good

i feel like emily's fuck ass bob made her less quirky, which i guess its a natural progression in a marketing professional's career but still.

emily in america be like: emily please have the ai generated brainstorm mocks and kpis done before your 7pm layoff and remember to stay on for your 7:30 contract-no benefits rehire onboarding call

time to bing my favorite holiday slop: emily in paris

noooooo they AId the tinypng panda

imagine spiking the dirty milk soda, or whatever these fucks drink, with acid