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Lots of tiny guitars in a shop window display

Lots of tiny guitars in a shop window display

FotoVorschlag
'Schaufenster' #FotoVorschlag

Lots of tiny guitars in a shop front display in Liverpool

12.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lots of tiny guitars in a shop window display

Lots of tiny guitars in a shop window display

FotoVorschlag
'Schaufenster' #FotoVorschlag

Lots of tiny guitars in a shop front display in Liverpool

12.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign warning of Danger from flooding with a seagull stood on it

A sign warning of Danger from flooding with a seagull stood on it

'Dinge die mit "D" beginnen oder so aussehen ...' #FotoVorschlag

Danger begins with D!

On the road to Sunderland Point, Lancashire, which is liable to tidal flooding.

05.11.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign warning of Danger from flooding with a seagull stood on it

A sign warning of Danger from flooding with a seagull stood on it

'Dinge die mit "D" beginnen oder so aussehen ...' #FotoVorschlag

Danger begins with D!

On the road to Sunderland Point, Lancashire, which is liable to tidal flooding.

05.11.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A warehouse reflected in a canal basin seen through the metal struts of a bridge

A warehouse reflected in a canal basin seen through the metal struts of a bridge

'Gespiegelt' #FotoVorschlag

Reflections in the Castlefield basin which was lower than I had ever seen it, presumably following the huge breach in the Bridgewater Canal near Dunham Massey.

02.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A warehouse reflected in a canal basin seen through the metal struts of a bridge

A warehouse reflected in a canal basin seen through the metal struts of a bridge

'Gespiegelt' #FotoVorschlag

Reflections in the Castlefield basin which was lower than I had ever seen it, presumably following the huge breach in the Bridgewater Canal near Dunham Massey.

02.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Train carriages stretching into the distance

Train carriages stretching into the distance

'Fortbewegungsmittel' #FotoVorschlag

Train carriages of the East Lancs Railway at Burrs Country Park Station, Bury.

01.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Train carriages stretching into the distance

Train carriages stretching into the distance

'Fortbewegungsmittel' #FotoVorschlag

Train carriages of the East Lancs Railway at Burrs Country Park Station, Bury.

01.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1
[Title panel]

National Trust 
Autumn Family Fun Guide

2
Go on a crunchy autumn rant!

Get your wellies on and kick through some leaves 
while venting about the wokes 

[Show someone red faced, kicking up leaves, shouting β€œBUT BRITAIN *ABOLISHED* SLAVERYYY”]

3
Make a stick man to argue with

Straw men are for summer, but in the autumn you can glue together sticks, woodland items
and made-up talking points for a fun debate

[A hand holding a little stick man with a pinecone head while the person argues with it: β€œActually country houses *aren’t* racist”]

4
Forage for nuts in the NT Council Candidates statements!

See if you can identify the nutty right-wingers in the NT Council Candidates’ election statements 

[Show a parent and child looking through NT website - child says 
β€œI’ve spotted a mention of β€˜woke forces’!”]

5
Make a woodland shelter to protect commonsense conservatives from all the wokeness

[Show a big box constructed on a tree trunk with a person hiding inside it. A child whispers to them from nearby: 
β€œYou are safe now”]

6
Build a cosy bonfire by gathering copies of the Interim Report on Colonialism and Slavery 

[Show a bonfire scene, a person sitting next to it]
I mean it was AGES ago

7
Spot Some Candidates in the Mist

Every autumn anti-woke campaigners come out of hiding to try and take over the gaff. How many can you spot?
[Show people stalking round the NT property grounds like deer]

8
Join us for Spooky Storytime!

Throughout October our more right-leaning members will be telling scary tales of woke ghouls and demons

[Show an NT volunteer in a dark candle-lit hut, saying to children β€œThey’re coming to kill our history…”]



[Ends]

1 [Title panel] National Trust Autumn Family Fun Guide 2 Go on a crunchy autumn rant! Get your wellies on and kick through some leaves while venting about the wokes [Show someone red faced, kicking up leaves, shouting β€œBUT BRITAIN *ABOLISHED* SLAVERYYY”] 3 Make a stick man to argue with Straw men are for summer, but in the autumn you can glue together sticks, woodland items and made-up talking points for a fun debate [A hand holding a little stick man with a pinecone head while the person argues with it: β€œActually country houses *aren’t* racist”] 4 Forage for nuts in the NT Council Candidates statements! See if you can identify the nutty right-wingers in the NT Council Candidates’ election statements [Show a parent and child looking through NT website - child says β€œI’ve spotted a mention of β€˜woke forces’!”] 5 Make a woodland shelter to protect commonsense conservatives from all the wokeness [Show a big box constructed on a tree trunk with a person hiding inside it. A child whispers to them from nearby: β€œYou are safe now”] 6 Build a cosy bonfire by gathering copies of the Interim Report on Colonialism and Slavery [Show a bonfire scene, a person sitting next to it] I mean it was AGES ago 7 Spot Some Candidates in the Mist Every autumn anti-woke campaigners come out of hiding to try and take over the gaff. How many can you spot? [Show people stalking round the NT property grounds like deer] 8 Join us for Spooky Storytime! Throughout October our more right-leaning members will be telling scary tales of woke ghouls and demons [Show an NT volunteer in a dark candle-lit hut, saying to children β€œThey’re coming to kill our history…”] [Ends]

Forgot I did another comic about the NT thing in @prospectmagazine.co.uk two years ago. I loathe all the culture wars stuff we have to wade through nowadays but I can't say it hasn't given us all something to write about. That's part of the problem of course

31.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A toad on chippings

A toad on chippings

'Dem Boden ganz nah' #FotoVorschlag

This toad, seen in the Sankey Valley, Cheshire, is close to the ground!

28.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A moth with black and red wings on a mauve flower

A moth with black and red wings on a mauve flower

'Federleicht' #FotoVorschlag

A Cinnabar moth on a Field Scabious flower in meadows near Sizergh Castle, Kendal, Cumbria.

30.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A moth with black and red wings on a mauve flower

A moth with black and red wings on a mauve flower

'Federleicht' #FotoVorschlag

A Cinnabar moth on a Field Scabious flower in meadows near Sizergh Castle, Kendal, Cumbria.

30.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A toad on chippings

A toad on chippings

'Dem Boden ganz nah' #FotoVorschlag

This toad, seen in the Sankey Valley, Cheshire, is close to the ground!

28.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two trees by a road winding into the distance between two gentle hills.

Two trees by a road winding into the distance between two gentle hills.

'BΓ€ume' #FotoVorschlag

26.10.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Concrete struts for a decaying industrial structure in the woods look like an A.

Concrete struts for a decaying industrial structure in the woods look like an A.

'Dinge die mit "A" beginnen oder so aussehen ... ' #FotoVorschlag

A strut for the conveyor belt that carried coal from Millbrook railway sidings to Hartshead Power Station, a coal-fired power station situated at Heyrod, Greater Manchester, which closed in 1979, looks like an "A"

21.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two trees by a road winding into the distance between two gentle hills.

Two trees by a road winding into the distance between two gentle hills.

'BΓ€ume' #FotoVorschlag

26.10.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Concrete struts for a decaying industrial structure in the woods look like an A.

Concrete struts for a decaying industrial structure in the woods look like an A.

'Dinge die mit "A" beginnen oder so aussehen ... ' #FotoVorschlag

A strut for the conveyor belt that carried coal from Millbrook railway sidings to Hartshead Power Station, a coal-fired power station situated at Heyrod, Greater Manchester, which closed in 1979, looks like an "A"

21.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Red foliage on a shrub

Red foliage on a shrub

'Rote Blumen oder BlΓ€tter' #FotoVorschlag

Red leaves on a shrub at RHS Bridgewater

17.10.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Red foliage on a shrub

Red foliage on a shrub

'Rote Blumen oder BlΓ€tter' #FotoVorschlag

Red leaves on a shrub at RHS Bridgewater

17.10.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Looking up into silver birch trees with a few yellow leaves remaining on the branches

Looking up into silver birch trees with a few yellow leaves remaining on the branches

'Perspektivwechsel' #FotoVorschlag

16.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Skyscrapers seen through rusty metal struts

Skyscrapers seen through rusty metal struts

'Metall' #FotoVorschlag

Looking at the skyscrapers of Manc-hatten through Castlefield Viaduct

15.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Looking up into silver birch trees with a few yellow leaves remaining on the branches

Looking up into silver birch trees with a few yellow leaves remaining on the branches

'Perspektivwechsel' #FotoVorschlag

16.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Skyscrapers seen through rusty metal struts

Skyscrapers seen through rusty metal struts

'Metall' #FotoVorschlag

Looking at the skyscrapers of Manc-hatten through Castlefield Viaduct

15.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A large red circular machine used as part of a now decommissioned mine

A large red circular machine used as part of a now decommissioned mine

Im Museum' #FotoVorschlag
(Bitte keine zeitgenΓΆssische Kunst.)

Part of the machinery found at the Lancashire Coalmining Museum at Asley Green Colliery, Greater Manchester, by the Bridgewater Canal

13.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A large red circular machine used as part of a now decommissioned mine

A large red circular machine used as part of a now decommissioned mine

Im Museum' #FotoVorschlag
(Bitte keine zeitgenΓΆssische Kunst.)

Part of the machinery found at the Lancashire Coalmining Museum at Asley Green Colliery, Greater Manchester, by the Bridgewater Canal

13.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poetry post box on Ilkley Moor

09.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A poetry postbox in a stone wall

A poetry postbox in a stone wall

A poetry postbox on Ilkley Moor

#ilkleymoor

09.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White geese fly in formation against a blue sky

White geese fly in formation against a blue sky

Fiery foliage on a shrub

Fiery foliage on a shrub

Earth stretching out to the sea with an egret and black cows visible

Earth stretching out to the sea with an egret and black cows visible

Feet in water with ripples and reflections

Feet in water with ripples and reflections

'4 Elemente - 4 Fotos' #FotoVorschlag

07.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White geese fly in formation against a blue sky

White geese fly in formation against a blue sky

Fiery foliage on a shrub

Fiery foliage on a shrub

Earth stretching out to the sea with an egret and black cows visible

Earth stretching out to the sea with an egret and black cows visible

Feet in water with ripples and reflections

Feet in water with ripples and reflections

'4 Elemente - 4 Fotos' #FotoVorschlag

07.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A blue sky behind walls meeting with two globes atop them.

A blue sky behind walls meeting with two globes atop them.

'Farbe: Blau' #FotoVorschlag

Blue skies behind interesting walls at Sunderland Point, Lancashire

02.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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