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Bikes and dogs and skis and books and critical thinking and tech and laughter and music. No gods. I Am Dark Woke.

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she also looks like she aged about 12 years in the last six months.
By this time next year, she's gonna look like Kelly Ann Conway.

08.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.

07.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15951    ๐Ÿ” 3849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2927    ๐Ÿ“Œ 759

Honestly, the open mockery of Portland defused the situation faster than anything else.
Rubies Costumes take note: put a sale on your inflatable costumes and you can save the USA.

08.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Chicago.

Inflatable dinosaur suits seem to get the point across.

love
Canada.

08.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, thatโ€™s a good one.

02.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17659    ๐Ÿ” 5472    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 315    ๐Ÿ“Œ 194
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Five Canadian provinces boost their minimum wage, Alberta now lowest Five provinces are increasing their minimum wage today to support workers amid affordability issues.

Five provinces are increasing their minimum wage today to support workers amid affordability issues.

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Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...

30.09.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20979    ๐Ÿ” 3744    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 879    ๐Ÿ“Œ 164

they're the same person.

29.09.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From Ken Burns' โ€œThe 2025 Battle of Portlandโ€

๐ŸŽถSweet Betsy From Pike๐ŸŽถ

โ€œDearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husbandโ€

27.09.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6115    ๐Ÿ” 1585    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 429    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130

today I had to explain to my wife what the phrase "chewed gum" means within purity culture.
She's absolutely aghast that people use that equivelency.

28.09.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neat!

28.09.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ferretianism | Zachry Wheeler

The end is near! zachrywheeler.com/ferretianism/

26.09.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Take all the time you need.

24.09.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Foggy morning

24.09.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is all bullshit, and everyone knows it.

22.09.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case anyone wants to know, the US is not a serious country any more.

22.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

22.09.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32241    ๐Ÿ” 5423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1672    ๐Ÿ“Œ 419

I remember when he first started his campaign on retribution, and it didn't play well, and then he staged an assassination and came back with "I want to unite everyone" and the fools lapped it up.

22.09.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is so weird and inappropriate

22.09.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 871    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 246    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ’ต

21.09.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22947    ๐Ÿ” 7177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213
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ICE Is Deporting People to Africa on Nearly Un-Trackable Military Flights Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is deporting people to African countries like Ghana on military flights that are nearly un-trackable.

NEW: Air Force jets are doing ICE flights to Africa with transponders turned off, making them nearly un-trackable.

This includes the third-country removal to Ghana and another secret flight. We figured out where it landed.

From me for @rollingstone.com:

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

21.09.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10874    ๐Ÿ” 6560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 415    ๐Ÿ“Œ 521
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This is the kind of lovely messages I get from people on the right.

21.09.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait, you think conservatives give a crap about consistency?

19.09.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, but the right never get violent, right?

19.09.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whelp, I got suspended from Threads again.
MAGA are the most fragile people on the planet.

19.09.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans woke up with less freedom than they had when they went to bed.
This seems to be happening a lot lately.

18.09.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does not matter what political stipe you have, Karens will just be calling the cops and reporting people as antifa to get them disappeared.

18.09.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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