Cami

picking out my blundstones out from the cubby after yoga class, hope I didn’t grab a changeling

And to top it all off, one of my reply guys got a girlfriend

decreasing my lexapro dosage… she’s unleashed

My coworker keeps calling me eclectic, when do I contact HR

‘who set her loose again’ January

Million dollar pussy? You can’t price this pussy. Don’t even think about money when you think of this pussy. This pussy transcends currency

Calling hurricane katrina ‘h.k.’ To confused people at work

I need SOMEONE to explain the video of the chocolate bar where they move it around an extra piece shows up

Leftist guys are the biggest dogs. Fuck you and your DSA membership

I despise autofiction. Wym you’re just lying to me?

No date January. day 6. gnawing my hand off

they come crawling back after 3 months right

RIGHT????

Ex texting me he’s seeing Marty supreme has gotta be the lowest way of trying to slide back in

I dreamt I had another room in my apartment with stairs to the roof

I love coming home from a first date, throwing myself on the bed, and crying

I really need to stop taking things so personally

Only dusty springfield understands what I’m feeling

btw my therapist gasped when I told her u said that to me

joint in an altoids tin with altoids

the universe giving me heartbreak as punishment for not finishing my graphic memoir

I love men, I wish they were actually people :(

I’ll be evacuating an airplane water crash on one of those big bouncy slides and still be checking my dating apps

Often medicated, never replicated

“Nooo don’t say that about yourself.”
Um trust me, me can take it. Me will be fine and me will do anything for the lols.

DONT SEND ME SCREENSHOTS OF ANY GOOGLE AI SEARCH RESULTS, I’LL END YOU

browning out at my moms birthday lunch >>>

DID DRINKING KOMBUCHA TOGETHER MEAN NOTHING TO U.

collecting reply guys like tomagotchis

IM DAMAGED BAD AT BEST

Less than 5 hours touch down in New Orleans I’m already wine drunk with the girls let’s go