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i want to get a water pick but i feel like the second i use one all my teeth will blast out of my head from not going to the dentist but once in my life..

i am almost done being sick but god damn. im actually fine with the in person shit because it’s genuinely not my problem if people don’t like me because i’m good at this shit everybody said so.. but can you guys get like a hand sanitizer going god damn

however the environments in that game are very mysterious. you could never even pay me to play that shit normal but if you passed me a save file with all the levels unlocked already i might be down to walk around in there..

fuck glover nintendo 64 you can play one microsecond of music from that game and it’s like a nail to the eyes.. immediate reaction of hatred and destruction

YouTube video by RedditGeek Santa shares the dark side of his job

this is SUCH a my mom video youtube.com/shorts/6M-T6... type of thing she would have a whole phone call about

so i tested it with this executive shit at work by not taking it with me this time and the outcome is that it went really well.. i think it may be cursed perhaps a poltergeist thing going on

you know what this may be magical thinking coming through but my mom gave me this blue goldstone the last time i saw her and i always take it off the altar and take it with me for important events but it’s notable that every time i have, usually i get a bad outcome

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

joshys story

kirbstomp

you know what they say in brooklyn diventa luomo che vuoi diocane!!! con ME bitch!!

i got a lot to say here tonight and one thing is i could enjoy some minecraft beta shit i’d love a mo creatures world

i have to interview people next week

tomorrow i will clean my freaking car

there is a bone in my foot hyper specific that is smashed by my work shoes and i crack and break my foot for hours when those thangs come off even days later you can hear me crunching from across the house

new kirby is good it does take a minute to adapt to how fucking fast they go but i have to say the city trial maps aesthetic isn’t what i like

honestly living the high life

i like joshus dads stand and i think his hair style needs to be discussed more because it’s pretty challenging to see

yasuho gives off that feeling of the girl at school who would sit with the bullied gay kid at lunch but not performatively she would do it genuine style

tetris 2000………

you can never harsh my mellow

at work they trained me to walk backwards counterclockwise in slow turning motions with one hand raised and one lower and i wish i could explain this to you but i keep doing it without meaning to and pausing at extremely specific intervals on a timer

if there was a chinese spot open right now i’d blow 100 bucks on it

a succulent chinese meal could really change things

someone remind me chengdu hotpot

i never ever drink so when i actually do it’s pretty nice i think i average 2-3 times a year which is perfect it’s pretty lame but it is sometimes nice to crack one open

catastrophically drunk

i don’t think that beam from chainsaw man actually died the way he did though that was so fake to me because he exploded 30 times and was fine but he got cut in half neatly and died quietly without a word is nuts

im so drunk god damn

1 chapter of jojolion in the back of a grocery store parking lot a day does the mind right