Olive Rae Brinker

thank you for the translation! :)

Pascal, in all lower case is saying: i think we shouldn't do that. it's going to be really wrong.

nirvana the band the show the movie more like nirvana the band the show the movie THE FLICK TO PICK!!!

Rae is excitedly announcing something. She looks very happy. Notably, the text in her speech bubble is in a san serif font, as opposed to the typical hand-drawn letters the comic typically has. RAE: Hey, everyone! Olive thought it would be nice if the characters could decide for themselves which font they want in their speech bubbles. Something about encouraging creativity and expressing yourself or whatever. Pascal responds, annoyed, in a series of wingdings I can’t replicate in alt text. If you translate it from wingdings to a normal font, he would be saying something like “I think this is a bad idea.” I don’t remember the exact phrasing and I can’t double-check at this moment. I’ll update later tonight when I’m able to double-check. Rae looks annoyed. RAE: Oh, come on. You always say that.

Rae the Doe - Font Comic #1

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guy who always falls asleep in the middle of a movie: why is it called three act structure?

One fun thing about being soberish is that you no longer have an excuse for your behavior so every ten minutes you keep having to be like ‘sorry, I’m just a bad person’

Homer is standing in a field. He looks panicked. The entire comic is depicted in faux-8bit pixel art. HOMER: OH NO! THAT TIME MACHINE MUST'VE SENT BACK TO THE 8-BIT ERA! We see a cartoon pickle and a cartoon radish are arguing in the same field. They are also pixel art. BOTH OF THEM: XBOX 360! PS3! XBOX 360! PS3! XBOX 360! PS3! Homer narrows his eyes. As if he’s close to a discovery. HOMER: WAIT, NO, I THINK WE’RE IN A PIXEL COMIC FROM THE EARLY 2000’S. We see the pickle and radish continue to argue. BOTH OF THEM: OBAMA! TEAM JACOB! MCCAIN! TEAM EDWARD! Homer looks right at the camera, looking annoyed. HOMER: 2008.

Homer Homefry - Adventures in Time #1

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armored core 6 greatest game of all time

art of kamille bidan and four murasame holding each other in a stairwell. four has her head resting in kamille's lap, eyes closed, while kamille looks down at her.

no one can see me like you do

Gohan from Dragon Ball riding Icarus - a purple dragon.

watched a bunch of DBZ movies over valentine's i love you filler dragon :)

purple isn’t super common where i play so the rush i’m used to dealing with is the classic OYW”

i have not followed which decks have performed well at tournaments in a few months because i was tired of everything being won by wing. now everything’s won by tekkadan lol

Apparently the 'worst of the worst' live in nice neighborhoods and offer to help stranded motorists.

a drawing of kamille bidan floating aimlessly against a pale ochre background. his colors scheme is cold and subdued, and he wears a dull, dead-eyed expression. spears of orange light pass over the canvas and overlap his body.

kamille again, wearing his pilot suit, clutching his face and staring straight at the viewer as he freaks out, with magenta energy cascading off of him. around him float tiny, smiling versions of four, rosamia, and sarah, all adorned with angel wings and halos.

indigo child

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

if you guys listened to steely dan these would all go viral. go listen to can’t buy a thrill or aja

bsky.app/profile/oliv...

“midnite cruiser” by steely dan if it was about gru: felonious my old friend, step on in and let minions shake your hand

(to the tune of “dirty work” by steely dan) in the pool i wear a big t-shirt oh yeaaaaahhhhhh

a picture of quattro bajeena wearing his signature giant sunglasses

a picture of eric warheim wearing his signature tiny sunglasses

char’s counter attack is an amazing film, but it’d be even better if char switched out his giant sunglasses for really tiny ones

i would hire a team of both film critics and comedy writers to craft the perfect letterboxd reviews, combining trenchant criticism and irreverent witticisms

swan boy is one of the GOAT webcomics but branson’s reviews of all the star trek movies are some of his finest work. describing bones as “dressed like the inventor of cocaine” in the first TOS movie lives rent free in my head

My mom is in severe pain and barely able to breathe due to fibromyalgia and cancer in her lungs! She desperately needs treatment to stay alive! Pls help us!!!
@transsalamander.bsky.social
@olivebrinker.bsky.social
@imanibarbarin.bsky.social
@trance.bsky.social

NO! i’ve been here before. i played overwatch back in the day, before they were forced to make it slightly less gambley

i pulled on the new banner 90 times without spending any money. 30 more rolls and i guarantee a character that would complete my team composition. the gears in my brain are starting to turn towards “well, what if we just spent a little money on those last 39 pulls…”

the experience of playing a gacha game is radicalizing me against gacha games

marty supreme but instead of getting money for a plane ticket he’s running around new york trying to get enough gems to pull the character he wants from a gacha game banner before it ends

bad news: i’m really bad as wiggler in mario tennis
good news: i’m pretty good as rosalina and completely unstoppable as koopa paratroopa

those are my favorite fellas so being good at 2/3 is great

Rae looks tired and upset. RAE: UGH, THIS COLD WILL NEVER GO AWAY... UNLESS.. I FINALLY ATTEMPT THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE... Rae looks suddenly fiercely determined. RAE: NO ONE HAS EVER PERFORMED IT SUCCESSFULLY. IT DEFEATED MY MENTOR. SOME SAY IT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE. WELL, LET'S SEE. Rae starts shotgunning a can of soup as if it’s a beer. RAE: TIME TO SHOTGUN A CAN OF SOUP!

Rae the Doe - Forbidden Cold Remedy

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I’m not like him. I’ll never be like him. #ff7

i think if you forgot tomorrow was valentine’s day and haven’t bought your partner anything yet, this is the one year you have an iron-clad excuse: friday the 13th’s unstoppable energy waves of bad luck made you forget