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AOC: If anyone is breaking the law in this situation, it’s not members of Congress — it’s DHS. It’s people like Tom Homan and Secretary Kristi Noem. You lay a finger on Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman or any of the Representatives that were there… we’re going to have a problem.

you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked

A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛

My hobby is blackout poetry

A fighting game tournament but instead of good players it's just people like me who don't understand the game and just button mash. On screen inputs, live mics. I want to hear someone claim the other is cheating because they accidentally found out how to hadouken.

marie schrader:

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

Gofundme to pay Elon’s security team to quit

I Need companies to bring back calling specific branches I don't need to talk to a bitch in London, I need the guy in the shop 2 towns over to look on the shelf and tell me the condition of the item in front of him

talking to lawyers sucks so much bro. like im asking "how's your day" "oh nice" "what've you been up to today?" and their response is that they've gotten three guys off today like these jobs are gay as fuck bro

I think I've found my type of game

the feminine urge to turn into a puppy and do nothing for the rest of my life

woah, super cute setup!!!

impossible task for me... achieve where i have failed

i get what people say, not having a person to randomly dm and talk about anything when thats all you wanna do sucks

android gf learning to paint, only able to draw ascii art cause she sees canvases as empty text boxes

played on the computer last night. crazy stuff on there

vegetation + noise mask

had to ask a girl if i was allowed to pee fluff my stupid puppy life

two cat girls are depicted cuddling on a couch. the one on the left is laying on the other’s chest and peacefully asleep. the one on the right is admiring her and also blushing a little at the sight of her looking so beautiful

awww, you didn’t make it through the movie and just fell asleep on me. look at how peaceful you look snuggled against me, our arms around one another,,, can we stay like this forever

bearded dragon taking a little bath in the sink

look at this little guy

waow...

A picture of GLaDOS from Portal 2. The picture is captioned "Love is in the air? Wrong! Neurotoxin"

best problem to have, jealous fr 🫡

ur cooking

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