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@oldmanballin.bsky.social

Am a business-related goose, just look at my suit. Love fish, swimming, the cold, and Transformers.

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Yep. Could pay to completely end homelessness and hunger with that trillion, but instead it goes to a guy that has only used money for the dumbest things possible

08.11.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite for these types is to blow them a big kiss

08.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should have immediately called him a filthy hobbitsis

03.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So they're going to cut the games that have recurring subscription revenue. Probably see them lean into either AI slop or gatcha next lol

28.10.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm thanking glob that my sleep paralysis demon is merely an ex with teeth filed down to points

23.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a guy that would redraw this but just kept adding more cake.

Still one of the more random things that always makes me smile.

18.10.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss seeing so many wooly bears out on walls

17.10.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is always the worst feeling

17.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta purse those lips to make that 'ooo' an 'ooo (but German)'

14.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scared of your level of knowledge regarding small gardens and lizard folk, mayhaps

11.10.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Was definitely more of a vibe 15-20 years ago. I was a night owl due to work so it'd be hitting a diner with good coffee or with good beer selection depending on the day

28.09.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was expecting a panel to open with slots for different chess pieces in order to get the hidden stairway down to the research base to open

25.09.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no

This made my back hurts and all I did was take a short nap

25.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having lost my original copy of March of the black queen, it is the only reason my TV with all the modern consoles still has a Wii tucked behind the cabinet for that sweet virtual console

25.09.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take away? No, no no no...lightly give it a little more gas, can't stop cooking now

25.09.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"why does it look like he was hacked apart by one of those dragon tooth swor.....urrrgh <atom-thij line appears through head>

24.09.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact they each get a grave makes me...happy.

20.09.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fuck the reflections and light sourcing are tremendous

20.09.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I...think at one point I had that Davy Crockett.

And now I'm up to my Gump in nostalgia, time to check when the next con is

20.09.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sucks that the only way to fix it "for good" involves a jailbreak or some other way to neuter the Gemini calls

17.09.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the best when it's clear they didn't actually think of what the words sound like in quick succession, especially in an argument or back and forth conversation where it's relatively quick, clipped answers

17.09.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't say any kind of plump or chubby. This is what we usually call "mousey"

17.09.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the stuff you've made, this seems the oddest for them to yell at windmills over. There have been fanfic about "valkryies" within the space wolves for longer than that guy has been a fake fan

17.09.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Picture the nurse also starting to drool a bit and you're there

17.09.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the paints start moving while you're awake....that's when it gets interesting, you may be able to talk the paints into figuring things out themselves.

You know what they say, teach a paint pot to take stock...

17.09.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like your bedsheets are now heretics. Get the heavy flamer

15.09.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now I'm having to figure out what kind of transformer art to commission from you next.

15.09.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Egads - pencils possibly haunted, more likely used by nearby wraiths to fight over hair-related physical realm conundrums

15.09.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It isn't because it's Spanish.

It's short for Freduardo

15.09.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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