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I don't care what people say about me, so long as it isn't true. LSG Subway Spike pfp. She/her
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05.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 440 🔁 103 💬 3 📌 12Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
05.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 14838 🔁 3221 💬 127 📌 82
Bluesky rn
05.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 2808 🔁 526 💬 3 📌 11
As always, so grateful for our community. 92 subscriptions left to go. We can do this, we can fund The Flytrap for another year! the-flytrap.ghost.io/chomp
03.11.2025 20:02 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1New BlueSky rule: Tal's grilled cheese essay gets the Tom Holland Umbrella treatment
03.11.2025 15:09 — 👍 58 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1i am in fact twelve trench coats in a raccoon. he was hungry and his name is jeff.
30.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 2
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
26.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 4839 🔁 1144 💬 56 📌 69All these billionaires, eager to convert human biomass to dollars to fund their nascent space companies. They are itching to get back to hell
27.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Shohei's reaction to the boos, lol.
25.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 599 🔁 67 💬 11 📌 34It rules so hard that Americans used to have 8 kids because “the sorrow” would take at least 3 of them but now every condition was invented in 2010 because of woke or some shit, it rules so hard that people this dogshit dumb are making rules and telling doctors what to do
24.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 406 🔁 41 💬 15 📌 4
Facebook Marketplace listing for a Barbie-themed 1999 Jeep Wrangler that costs $12,000
If you really loved me you’d buy me the Barbie Jeep Wrangler
22.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 144 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 3I lived with my dad when I was very young and he didn’t apply for food stamps or free school lunches, though we qualified.
So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life.
Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.
"How do you expect to win back men...?"
We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
Truly looking respectfully because this should be a painting.
22.10.2025 09:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
21.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 1932 🔁 107 💬 145 📌 29everyone has a type, his type was called Radha
21.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 221 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0if trump were a KING you'd all be in the DUNGEON gotcha libs
20.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 156 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0*a single tear rolling down my cheek* 🎶…. and the rockets’ red glare……🎶
🫡🪨🇺🇸🦅
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
this is a prime opportunity for democrats to explicitly tell their voters "they say you're a terrorist, but youre just a patriotic american who is trying to get by in this world."
16.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1417 🔁 322 💬 79 📌 17
This Dunkin’ ad is murdering me
16.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 966 🔁 182 💬 16 📌 26
A person in a large inflatable blue bunny costume stands playfully in a street, surrounded by several people dressed in dark clothing and masks. Behind them, police officers are visible through a metal gate.
"[Antifa] masks are designed to inflict terror on you." — Glenn Beck
16.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 281 🔁 59 💬 12 📌 8the admin that imprisoned and tried to deport a student over a pro-Palestinian op-ed, calling it anti-semitism, calls outrage over "I love Hitler" texts by young Republicans "pearl-clutching"
15.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 896 🔁 310 💬 25 📌 12@grayathena.bsky.social said it better
15.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 565 🔁 122 💬 9 📌 2It's so wild, because they're choosing to participate in (and sometimes monetize) the panopticon as a way of boosting their own confidence (and coffers) when they could just... Opt out. With a different set of neuroses, to be sure, but for me, at least, a better set. But when in Rome etc
15.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This really fucking sucks!!! I’m not even paid to be here by an outlet, so doing this is just fucking me personally!
13.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 2020 🔁 285 💬 18 📌 39is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
10.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 4811 🔁 1084 💬 13 📌 97peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?
chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨
Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:
