John O’Farrell

Ha ha!

"For the Conservatives loved their country so much, they could almost spell it..."

Paddington is such a canny media manipulator - he knows this is great publicity for both of them.

Thanks - if you do come down let me know and I can get discounted tickets Tues-Friday.

(joint)

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

I love the patronising arrogance of "the last time I checked" and then saying something 100% wrong.
"the last time I checked Northern Ireland was part of Canada."

Just for One Day - The Live Aid Musical (West End) The story of Live Aid is brought to life in this new musical packed with iconic anthems.

I think it's a great show - but don't take the writer's word for it - read the reviews on Show Score - 95% - there is no higher score in the West End.
www.show-score.com/uk/london/we...

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Our Live Aid musical has just announced it is extending. Now booking till February - with 10% of your ticket going towards the ongoing work of the Live Aid Trust.
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We'll never forget where we were when we first heard the news.

“¡Hitler tenía razón!” El populismo xenófobo ha resultado ser el arma más eficaz para convencer a los votantes del ‘Brexit’

This article was based on the testimony of film director Peter Ettedgui who was at Dulwich with him. (Hope you able to access and translate)
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Rachel wearing very flimsy looking apron, mask and visor in NHS setting

Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals.

Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.

What, Michelle? 🧵

'Volunteering' when it is not voluntary.

Fantastic performance tonight by the cast of Just For One Day - a real highlight of Magic at the Musicals - as they blew the roof off the Albert Hall*.

*Metaphorically. For real would be a shame.

Public Service Announcement for anyone with an allotment or vegetable patch.
Thanks, but none of us want a marrow.

'colorful'?

spokesperson for Sadiq Khan:

“We are not going to dignify his appalling and bigoted comments with a response.

“London is the greatest city in the world, safer than major US cities, and we’re delighted to welcome the record number of US citizens moving here.”

Thank you Donald Trump for resolving that terrible war between Cambodia and Armenia. Now can you bring about peace between Narnia and the Kingdom of Leather.

If you are going to start playing deportation bingo, we could just as easily say 'You can't live in the UK if you have a foreign sounding surname and a non-British partner - Farage, pack your bags - you're out.'

Thank you - it was nice to meet you too and I enjoyed your article. Good luck with the rest of your writing x

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a group of men with the words shame shame shame written below her ALT: a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a group of men with the words shame shame shame written below her

The fawning cowards at Disney and ABC who cancelled Jimmy Kimmel's show for the mildest bit of Trump satire should be named and shamed - and when this is all over be paraded down Hollywood's Walk of Fame as comedy fans throw custard pies at them.

I shall make it happen (as if by accident)

They projected a well-known photograph of Epstein with Trump. How is that a 'malicious communication' if it is sharing a fact?

September? But the entire twenty-first century has not involved me updating my look.

In London, hate will never win.

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Well that’s very kind of you, thank you.

Thanks ❤️

If you are at all interested in our experiences at Spitting Image etc, here's what I said in my speech at the memorial (shared with permission of the family).