María G. González

“Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?”

Baseball is the best sport in the whole world, whether you’re in the ballpark or watching from home.

“Entitled” is crazy work.

I’d like to be home with my dog. 😭

lol

I could not find Tom Cruise more detestable, I’m sorry. That “charm” everyone speaks of won’t work on me.

What if I unironically watch K-POP DEMON HUNTERS again?

There are two little Mets fans seated next to the Giants dugout who keep reaching to the players for fist bumps and they’ve gotten one every single time. It’s so cute I could dieeee 😭

24 hours after several tooth extractions. We are doing okay. ❤️

José Buttó has been with the Giants for five minutes and bro already has orange and black Jordan cleats, that’s what’s up lmao

For what? We were there!!!

Oh fuck right off.

Damn, slipped this one in there right before the trade deadline.

Israel’s new measures do nothing to stop the starvation crisis in Gaza, say aid workers Humanitarian workers say airdrops and corridors to allow trucks into region have done little to stop the rising death toll

Aid groups report that Israel is refusing to allow any olives or other “fruits or vegetables with pits or seeds that could be planted” into Gaza. They will only allow in pitted olives.

Trump Wants to Force Unhoused People into Hospitals. ‘It’s Entirely Misguided.’ The president’s new executive order defies legal precedent and proven strategies for reducing homelessness, says attorney Jennifer Mathis.

Here is a good rundown of why Trump's EO on homelessness is very bad!

*funny!

Yeah yeah, I know. It’s been fun to watch. The stat is still pretty fun imho.

The San Francisco Giants have the worst record in baseball since Rafael Devers' trade. Convinced this foo is praying for our downfall and it's working lmao

They wouldn't know compliance and the affordable care act if it was right under their nose, I know that much.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

12:45 p.m. series closers always throw me tf off. I just watched my team lose less than 24 hours ago bro give me A DAY!!!!!

mf, I am S E A T E D

Ok let’s be fr what’s the Giants’ record since Devers? I think he brought the bad juju 😭

Me, a Californian, waiting for the Tsunami warning to pass:

spectalular, gimme 14 of them right now

“Movies should only be 7 minutes long and no character should be a bad person or do a bad thing.”

Como Un Pájaro by Silvana Estrada on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:30

“Y yo que no soy más que un mar de dudas/ que sola con mis sombras me tropiezo/ te canto como pájaro en la bruma/ y todo lo que fuimos, lo lamento.”

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Now that's a real American hero right there.

My toxic trait is listening to a new song that makes me feel some kind of way and thinking that I can make it sound just as good with my voice. 💀