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Police Report: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking President Donald Trump shared a photo of the DOGE staffer after the alleged attack and threatened to "federalize" Washington, DC. WIRED obtained the police report.

Trump shared a photo of DOGE staffer Edward "Big Balls" Coristine after an alleged attack and threatened to "federalize" Washington, DC. WIRED obtained the police report.
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Sean "Diddy" Combs will stay in jail.

Judge Subramanian rejected his bail request today.

"Even if the flight-or-danger requirement was satisfied, there are no 'exceptional reasons' warranting a departure from what Congress has required."

GOP Rep. Mike Flood at a town hall: "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?"

Crowd: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

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Look at this smooth brother here. He is HIM!

Whipped Cream Cheese and Pepper Sauce

I wanted a bagel with a twist.

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Oh she's the best! Been with her since '22

YouTube video by Black Yogi Nico Marie Yoga for When Your Energy Feels Off | Reclaim Your Vitality and Balance | 20 Minutes

GOOD MORNING BLACKSKY!!! If you're anything like me and you felt off balance this week, hopefully this works for you like it did me.
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You right now.

Happy Thursday!

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Here's a photo from Jordan. Chris Smalls will be flying into Newark Friday morning

We’re somewhere between Enemy Of The State and I, Robot.

Whatever she's about to do I need it. I don't even care what it is, my vessel is prepared

Martin was mean and a terrible friend that’s y I liked Jamie Foxx Show more 😆

Points were made 🤷🏿‍♂️

Footage of a man arguing with his AI girlfriend.

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Somebody said this is Glorilla's real parents 😭😭

I can’t unsee it 😂

Love this…. #birdsky

Because of course.

Coca-Cola says it will use U.S. cane sugar in a new Coke, a plan pushed by Trump Coca-Cola's move comes a week after President Trump said he had been talking to the soft drink giant about using cane sugar rather than high-fructose corn syrup in its signature drink.

Coca-Cola's move comes a week after President Trump said he had been talking to the soft drink giant about using cane sugar rather than high-fructose corn syrup in its signature drink.

Jason Yates, former CEO of My Faith Votes, pleads guilty to child porn possession Former My Faith Votes CEO Jason Yates, a prominent conservative Christian activist, has pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography, months after he was arrested

Jason Yates, a prominent conservative Christian activist and former CEO of My Faith Votes, has pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography

This is the death of the US by the way, an isolationist US will eventually collapse in on itself leading to balkanization.

I mean, but your point isn't wrong.

Spicy pickles are 🔥🔥🔥

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Black people watching Hunter Biden.

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Now, why would you say it like that