Teethmafia

New screenies

Not now, not ever.

Try to quickly demonstrate your hauling abilities to the Gang of Thieves

I think learning to run a ttrpg was the first step I took toward realizing I wanted to do game design. That lead me to study the craft formally for 2 years in college. As a student I don’t know how valuable my input would be, but I am interested in seeing the piece you make on this topic.

If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Portland *is* a war zone in that we are under sustained assault from an unaccountable federal paramilitary force working in concert with right wing extremists

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

what should I name them

The fact that AIPAC won’t endorse me is an endorsement in and of itself.

Defend the Fourth Amendment against warrantless searches, arguing that buying data to bypass the law is unconstitutional.

All Lawmakers should be working without pay during government shutdowns.

with this lack moral reasoning, shame and self awareness id be able to pump out slop thrice as messy

Two things are simultaneously true:

Courtney Peet is a lunatic.
Lily Orchard is a monster who did unspeakably vile things to Courtney.

Both are simultaneously true.

This reads like it was written by ai

the classic seasonal October saying “this will be the coldest summer of the rest of our lives”

They've been searching for ways to punish us since Obama got elected and he didn't even change anything about the status quo. Like things weren't great before Obama but him becoming president really pissed in their coffee and lit a fire under their ass.

I second party veg

a carrot, and onion, and a stalk of celery dancing merrily on a kitchen counter

a simple neon icon of a moon rising over water

a toothsome disembodied head hurtling forward, trailing assorted goops

a neon beastie with a mechanical jaw and one big eye in a jar full of brains

a new month means a new vote!
CHOOSE your sticker of the month!
on your marks, DEMOCRATE

1: party vegetables
2: moonrise
3: hurtleworm
4: pr. braino

(join sticker club to become a Super Citizen 🫡 ko-fi.com/thxnywy/tiers 🗳️)

the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have

I can silently appreciate that this horse wouldn’t do as much damage to the hospital as the current horse has. But alas relativity does not a good horse make.

There is merit to admitting when you’ve backed a horse that ain’t finishing the race. This was one such horse.

It was fs a devils bargain but I lowkey miss that stability.

I used to rawdog an entire highschool day without eating thanks to Ritalin. Then I’d get home and a switch would flip in my brain and in exchange for all productivity my body would let me kill a double pack of instant ramen with all the fix-ins.

heron remember to eat before taking ritalin challenge
difficulty: impossible

Panel 1: Shen is wearing a yellow artist beret and standing next to two artists, also clad in yellow and wearing yellow artist berets. One is darker skinned and has squarish curly dark brown hair, and one is lighter skinned and has straight orange hair in a bowl cut. Shen says "I'm glad we all agreed to be bad at art forever." Panel 2: Shen points at an artist in the distance who is drawing on a canvas near a Greek statue. His eyes bulge as he yells "HEY THAT GUY'S LEARNING ANATOMY!! BEAT HIS ASS!!!" The other two artists start running towards him. Panel 3: Shen cuts his hands around his mouth and closes his eyes tight, yelling "KICK HIM IN THE LATISSIMUS DORSI!!!" Panel 4: The other two artists turn around and look at Shen menacingly, like two cavemen looking at an alien. Panel 5: On the sides of the panels one of the artists is punching his palm, while the other wraps his knuckles. They are closing in on Shen, who raises his hands in caution and begins to stutter out "I-I MEAN... UM... UM"

Game publishers: Our new $100 game has the most realistic people graphics! You can see every individual pore on their face!

Me, enjoying old-ass games: YO! WILD ARMS 3 HAS AN ANIME INTRO EVERY TIME YOU LOAD THE GAME THAT CHANGES DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE IN THE STORY???? THIS FUTURE SCIENCE!!!

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