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Moonstone 💙

Betty x34

Long story short, I only follow the news to learn what words to mute each day.

We gave Confederate traitors amnesty and they rebuilt their power base. Their ideological heirs are now the architects of Project 2025. It’s the same authoritarian impulse, just with better reach. We’re not just fighting history, we’re fighting its reincarnation.

Moonstone 💙

a man in a blue shirt and white hat says hey everybody we 're all gonna get laid . Alt: Rodney Dangerfeild saying "hey everybody we 're all gonna get laid" at the end of caddyshack

Man.... Rodney Dangerfield would have made a great President.

No offense but there isn't a political ideology that guarantees everyone will get laid.

Really? Or is it just that what The Left tells men to do to get laid is not what they hoped they'd have to do to get laid

The Left tells men that if they're more considerate and communicative and less aggressive, they'll get laid more. All the time. How is that "completely silent" LMAO

just peak toxic neutrality for orgs reporting this poll to be like "whoa when we were reporting about anti-Black and anti-Asian racism people saw them as real problems and now that we are mainstream using 'DEI' as a dogwhistle instead people hate it, wonder what happened there we'll never know"

The reporting here reveals a major lack of self-reflection by media orgs who conducted the poll. A theory: when media seriously covered racism in 2020/2021 the public took it seriously; now they are regurgitating the talking points of segregationists so popular consciousness shifted accordingly.

A lot of people are learning that cowardice won’t save them in real time. Might as well be brave.

That thing Douglas Adams said, about the pieces of colored paper not being the ones that were unhappy.

A system that allows a convicted criminal rapist tyrannical traitor to gain full totalitarian control of the U.S. govt without so much as a guardrail in place to protect us from him and his deranged destructive immoral corrupt agenda is a highly flawed and broken system.

Except a lemon isn't really that easy-peasy to squeezy

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Spiteful Tariffs | Trump's Fitness Test | Celebrity Spotify Exposé | Good Pierogi

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A white man in a grey suit and glasses, holds one hand up, palm toward camera. Caption: Fans of random economic chaos will remember that back in April, Trump

Random Economic Chaos is my favorite neo-proto-punk band.

Blue first leg 1989 💙

mayonnaise is eternal

Oopsy-yummy!

is googling things how i party, or how i *get ready to party*? the answer, is Yes

getting ready to PARTY (googling "when was mayonnaise invented")

Let them eat cake.

Farting infinitessimally

Virginia Giuffre’s brother: I think we were shocked by it—especially the use of the term “stolen.” Because she’s not an object. She’s a person. Someone who was recruited at Mar-a-Lago—his property… it just kind of makes us wonder… how much he knew

Watching Bezos do to The Washington Post what Trump's trying to do to universities and our medical research system makes it seem like there's a billionaire disorder that can't stand for things they can't control to exist.

You can't spell "popcorn" without "p–orn"!!!

"If it please the court."

First of all, the court needs to simmer the fuck down.
Second, what kind of maniac even *gets* pleased by a second amended motion filing? This court is freaky.

#lawSky
#legalJokes

Background is Taylor from the folklore photoshoot. Black & white photo where she’s standing in a field looking up. The top half of the image is a green box with a forest background. Inside the box are 17 text bubbles, each with a song title from the album folklore (3 rows). Row 1: the 1, cardigan, the last great American dynasty, exile ft bon iver, my tears ricochet, mirrorball Row 2: seven, August, this is me trying, illicit affairs, invisible string, mad woman Row 3: epiphany, betty, peace, hoax, the lakes Bottom right, text reads: “Folklore lyric elimination”

i dunno about you, but the air suddenly smells a little saltier for some reason🧂💨…

#TSLyricEliminationSeries folklore edition starts tomorrow 🩶🌿🪐

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Sweet.