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@crustdotmp4.bsky.social

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We could use a little serotonin, so here’s Trixie and Katya discovering modern day Gary Busey.

20.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my therapist isn’t certified and said he hasn’t ever trained for it πŸ˜”

17.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need EMDR to happen to me so bad

17.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

been moving into a leadership role with work stuff, and i cannot tell you how validating it feels to know how great i am at my job while looking at other people’s work

16.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me being a shameless charity case

16.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yall think i can be bluesky famous

16.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

gay

14.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but man, if this next Dem administration does not use every level of power to torch the DHS and rip out these ghouls and their billionaire enablers from every corner of society it’s fucking over

11.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re well past the point of no return, and until these freaks we elected to Congress get a fucking grip we’re stuck getting bludgeoned to death!

sucks that we unfortunately have to rely on the national Dem party to win enough seats in the Senate and House to even have a chance at accountability

11.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

like what are we doing here? this administration is not only deeply hateful and violent in every horrible way, but also incredibly unpopular! the majority of people hate this!

but nothing will come of it because elected’s want to believe this is just politics as normal and wait for it all to pass

11.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i just really don’t believe these hearings and clickbait-y β€˜takedowns’ for social media from elected officials have any real value other than appeasing terminally online folks

like the fascist AG is still going to walk right out of that room and continue committing violence without consequences??

11.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

obsessed with the first one

06.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
an edited picture of a dog holding a pillow and crying

an edited picture of a dog holding a pillow and crying

our wedding was almost a week ago and i’m still depressed it’s over

i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!

05.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is @crustdotmp4.bsky.social favorite video perhaps of all time

03.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it is!!!

03.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

will always maintain that a cake that needs a β€˜soak’ is not a good cake

03.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet 16 (x2)

02.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

going back to real life after such a euphoric and perfect weekend with all my cherished loved ones is so fucking hard

02.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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get out me swamp

29.01.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dane and I both ate shit on the ice today… happy wedding week!

26.01.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my 10mg gummy tbh

24.01.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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am i giving trade

18.01.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, julian 100%

17.01.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh i would change my name in a heartbeat, but i feel like i know too many people professionally to switch

17.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve always thought this, but i’ll be more vocal about it!

17.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

16.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4830    πŸ” 857    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 26

this is truly stellar niche posting

16.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this was me

16.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just had one of the most satisfying story moments i’ve ever had in dnd as a player, it’s like a drug

16.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES, this also drives me crazy

15.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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