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Bandana could be a good shout

Given that I've found and delivered 2 piles of amazon parcels left by the front door of my building this month I feel like I should charge amazon for my work

Skull issue, enjoy living life without a splash of refined gentlemanly swagger

Ez fix, get a nice umbrella. Umbrellas go with every outfit

Such a good game, genuinely regret not playing it sooner

Did I buy a mini drone that was released 12 years ago, is no longer supported by the manufacturer and needs a new battery to function properly all because I played watch_dogs 2 and loved the jumper so much I wanted on irl? No comment

Meet the jumping sumo

Jacob, why can't you take anything seriously?

Cause my goofy ahh body built so different I just cracked my knuckles and it sounded like they went "ba dum tsh", my entire exitance is a long running bit

People be like "9/11 never forget" but the same people forgot what happened in the same place 8 years before 9/11

Kinda but it depends what source they draw from cause four swords vaati is tied to ganon and while minish cap vaati isn't the back story of the minish is closely tied to the zonai so they'd have to force vaati into the wilds era

I'd agree if this we're any other series but the entire point of the zelda series is the continually recurring battle between the hero, the goddess and demise, the only way to have a smaller villain is to have them revive ganon at the end of act 1

The problem with expanding on the wilds era games is that they're pretty much done, there's stuff like details about the different races in hyrule that can be expanded on but for the most part the story is done unless they decide to bring back demise, vaati or fi or focus on the events before BOTW

Hard disagree, Majora's Mask is probably the worst place to start purely because the story relies so heavily on the relationship between Link and Navi and being aware of the broken timeline caused by the events of ocarina of time. Plus its a game about Link dying which is sadge

She studies ancient sheikah tech and zonai ruins to understand the history of hyrule and she never found demonic artifacts, just the body of Ganondorf sealed beneath hyrule castle; but even that is only one incarnation of Princess Zelda

Hot take, the zelda movie should get cancelled. Fuck turning a series with that much lore into an easy viewing 1h30m "mideval fantasy where a guy with a magic sword saves a princess from an evil wizard with a final scene indicating a possible sequel" that appeals to a wide audience

It's when you teach something to the enemies from the last of us games

Woke giants be like "fee fi fo fum, I smell the smell of racism"

Any info in there about the parts coming on green golem and Gill shark?

It's a manual mode change so it's closer to HF/S

Apparently it's on 2-60 GP

I feel like the next hollowknight game is gonna be a prequel to the series where we play as the OG hollow knight and my evidence for this is the fact that the games that have been released have protagonists that are siblings and hornet is taller than the knight so the next one has to be taller too

Seasonal depression is currently on hiatus, I was reminded of the existance of the super rich and I'm feeling mighty hangry rn

How long do y'all think it'll be before some dickhead tries to argue that calling someone racist is akin to a slur?

Finally playing jedi fallen order and I would give my life for a BD-1

Don't trust anyone over 30, we're all lying about everything as a collective prank on younger generations thats been going for centuries #seekthetruth

You'd be surprised how people manage to find back doors in software, the dsi camera app was the backdoor that allowed custom firmware to be installed so people could run homebrew games from the sd card

Based and valid, may you prosper in your endeavours

You guys ever fucking uuuhhhhhhhhhh do stuff

Bloomburrow you say?

Dumb brain doesn't know that there's no stopping this absolute unit

Out if spite for what tho?