allie 🐳

“Our gentle sin.”
#hansry 💛

a sensual and passionate man!

a cockroach is sitting on a couch in front of a television with the words " good good " on the bottom ALT: a cockroach is sitting on a couch in front of a television with the words " good good " on the bottom

rf kuang getting dragged all over the internet

i'm fully planning to get a new medieval killer rabbit-inspired tattoo in the spring and i am so excited lol

Digital illustration: Henry from KCD2 lies with hands bound behind his back in rope harness, and gag around his mouth. Hans leans over him.

🪢 Day 3: Wrestler / Escape Artist
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(※ Hans/Henry)

okay i DO agree with this but it was absolutely perfect for the finale of hamnet. no more though. max richter you can stop people from killing it (i had no idea he did the whole score until i googled 'was that richter's on the nature of daylight', good for him, the score was phenomenal)

hamnet absolutely ripped my heart out, my god

oooh this makes me more excited to try it

stigma

poison IS the answer like. 9 times out of 10 tho

love and peace at the cuman camp

listen, he road tests these on hans, who thinks they’re the funniest jokes on earth. you can’t blame him

advanced collaborative warfare tactics

this is frying me

i did so much accidental thievery in that game that it just made me become a very spiteful thief lol

henry sits on the bed in hans room at suchdol while hans stands in front of him with one leg up on the bed between henry's knees. Henry is tugging at hans leg garter while hans tilts henry's head up towards him, hans thumb is in henrys mouth. they are staring at one another and both splattered with blood

hans is sitting on the bed at suchdol while henry now stands in front of him with one leg up on the bed between hans' knees. Hans has is gently holding henrys leg and slipping his fingers under henrys garter while kissing his thigh. Henry is watching Hans while he does this, nose pressed into his leg plate and hans pourpoint is open revealing his arrow wound.

"do you want me to take a look at it later?"

#hansry

spiritually divorced forever

every new photo from nolan's fuck ass odyssey is so painful, my god. it looks incredibly bad. why are they wearing pants 😭 why is their armor so busted 😭 like never mind accuracy, this is armor people tore each other apart to steal, why does it look like it's from spirit halloween

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Day 6 - Nimble Fingers
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Day 4 - Leg Day/ Wild Rider 😏
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Day 2 - Balanced Diet 😏
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my goddaughter, who is about to be 2, loves skeletons and monsters and any time we passed big halloween decorations or monster costumes while trick-or-treating, she yelled “bye monster!” as we walked away. obsessed with her.

she was deathly afraid of someone in a lizard costume, though.

NSFW digital sketch of Hans Capon and Henry from KCD2. Henry wears just an unbuttoned shirt with and braces his hand against the wall; his other hand muffles his own mouth. Hans stands behind him with hands on Henry's chest and thigh; his pants and underwear are pulled low.

❤️‍🔥 Day 1: Body Heat / Well Dressed
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i have not stopped thinking about this for like 24 hours btw

!!!!!!!!!

who ordered the henry of skalitz with extra beef

"you're my lord"

this man eludes me

A lil messy #hansry sketch and they are super cute ☺️

you get it!!! who needs arms, anyway? not this blacksmith