Angus

I want to believe that my hatred of everything Jacob Collier puts out is rooted in jealousy. But unfortunately he never fails to make stuff that blows

Bowties are cool. #MillenialAngus 😎

Hit the emotional high point in my solo halfway through the first time around, I just know they’re cooking me in the group chat rn

And lunch and dinner bitch

Then make one

Accidentally matched my nails to my guitar

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

discourse about bernies statement is driving me crazy because he’s saying that we need to hold the rich accountable and pay everyone, americans and immigrant workers, fairly and better. but liberals are somehow equating that with bernie saying “immigrants evil”

I thought this was a post about a new type of augmented sixth chord, but nope, sports again

Urinals should have toilet paper #DryYourTip

Just took a long dump without scrolling on my phone. Felt like I was in the dark ages

MoistTowelette is a beautiful name for a girl

amp sims are great but boy do i miss this thing

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

Sam Lane is a bitch ass motherfucker

Tomorrow.

Issue 3

I lived

NO

I’m never playing that game again @conrarmurderburger.bsky.social

Dude

Uh oh

Really puts some pressure on the following guest

@conrarmurderburger.bsky.social

Come on man

luigi mangione intentionally got caught to cover up the hawk tuah coin rug pull. open your eyes

Connor I love your beautiful mind

Need me a spider-man comic where he just fully lets go and wipes the floor with like. Everyone. Avengers try to stop him? Nope. Fantastic Four? Never stood a chance. X Men? Now they may actually- just fucking kidding, wiped. Like the only thing that could stand in his way are the fucking gods