Shut up...YOU'RE crying about muppets
05.02.2026 05:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@fletcherdash.bsky.social
Former game dev Current cat dad Just some guy, probably
Shut up...YOU'RE crying about muppets
05.02.2026 05:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Democrats want you to resign and get out of the way
04.02.2026 00:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Struggling with the revelation that there actually are secret cabals of mega-rich, debauched, amoral Bond-villains splitting their time between grotesque recreational crime and plots to collapse society.
And worse, they're all tacky buffoons.
Buying a separate pair of glasses for every room instead of searching every room for 1 pair like a dumbass
01.02.2026 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NEW VIDEO: A potential start to a new series, a look at the hows and whys of oddball 90s modern rock hits. This time a dive into the Swedish band Whale, their wordily titled Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe and its unforgettably weird music video. Take a look!
youtu.be/6ANdT88ToIo
Poor kid never made it out of Helgen
28.01.2026 20:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This ship came from Oakland
27.01.2026 02:27 โ ๐ 134 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1I hope he goes to live on a farm with Dilbert
27.01.2026 00:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
Oh, and I experienced Juliette Lewis opening for Depeche Mode and it still feels like the universe is fractured
24.01.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Five concerts youโve seen with women lead singers
PJ Harvey
Portishead
Bjork
Tori Amos
Goldfrapp
They know their audience has an insatiable appetite for seeing black women humiliated for exceeding their station, so when it didnโt happen they used AI to complete the fantasy bsky.app/profile/nyti...
23.01.2026 13:33 โ ๐ 5098 ๐ 1321 ๐ฌ 58 ๐ 16Herbie Goes Bananas With Big Naturals
22.01.2026 08:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
22.01.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 27817 ๐ 6296 ๐ฌ 304 ๐ 136Gas, ass, or the halflings' leaf
22.01.2026 02:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pretty admirable that they took the scrap of an on-rails Kinect novelty game and hammered it into something that fun.
21.01.2026 22:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Marius the Centurion overlooks the seige of Rome, hordes of savage invaders threatening his whole-milk way of life with "seasoning" and "literacy"
You do play as the baddie, and you will have to explain to people you're not *that kind* or Rome enthusiast. This is an "I read it for the articles" game.
21.01.2026 22:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Marius the Centurion turns off his body cam before breaching the capitol
The environments are gorgeous and it has fantastic set pieces. Doing Saving Private Ryan as a centurion was just the right amount of ridiculous.
There are some QTE elements, but pretty minor...most are just for bonus points.
References to Kinect and Smartglass are quaint. Artifacts of antiquity.
Title art for Ryse: Son of Rome - a manly centurion doing manly things with the power of Kinect
Rolled credits on Ryse: Son of Rome. It's great! I slept on that...it had a troubled production and a lot of bad press. Glad I finally gave it a shot.
It's an Arkham-style brawler with a tight, 6-hour campaign and suitably epic story that still looks amazing in 2026. Worth the $5 when it's on sale.
I would even say pandering to Gen-X is activley toxic to other demos at this point. 80's nostalgia has been wrung dry, and no one wants to hear about "the good old days" from what is largely perceived as the J6 Generation.
21.01.2026 18:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How's that pivot to Al production going, guys?
21.01.2026 18:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There's honestly nothing more fun than the nights on here when people think the reaper clocked in
21.01.2026 05:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How about you give me 10 billion dollars for my fucking health care instead
20.01.2026 23:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was crunchatized by the Cap'n and now operate with full impunity
20.01.2026 22:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My edible demands Chaka Khan
20.01.2026 04:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They are roasting the shit out of everyone who walks by on the beach
19.01.2026 20:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My action skydiving racing FPS Aerial_Knightโs DropShot drops Feb 17 on PS5, Xbox, and PC.
You play as a guy bitten by a radioactive dragon, taking down mercs, dragons, tanks, and cowsโฆ all while trying not to mess up your fro.
Give it a Wishlist it means a lot ๐
youtu.be/Hl0ylC9SYuw?...
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. Theyโll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
17.01.2026 20:40 โ ๐ 13797 ๐ 2600 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 107They should really make more movies about cool guys who beat the shit out of nazis
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