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He/Him. Not quite an Engineer. Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)

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Buddy? He-hey, Non. Banana!

10.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hyping this, to be precise

bsky.app/profile/wcba...

09.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(Noisebox Is) Good For You, by House of Splain 3 track album

Myself and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk have made a pop single to raise awareness and hopefully a few quid for @noiseboxradio.com - its a familiar sort of tune but with all new lyrics. There nay even be - gulp - rapping.

houseofsplain.bandcamp.com/album/noiseb...

09.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I've been asked to hype something

So... Hypey hypey hyper-face.

Hype!

09.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Slaughter on 10th Avenue (1997 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Shadows - Topic Slaughter on 10th Avenue (1997 Remaster)

Just had it pointed out that Brian Bennett is 86 today, so here's my favourite arrangement of his. Much better than Mick Ronson

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Iv...

09.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
East 17 – It's Alright (The Guvnor Mix)
gel – Rosie & Jim
Ida Maria – Louie
The Routes – Radioactivity
Helen Love – Punk Boy
Heavenly – P.U.N.K Girl
Ken Bruce – Macpherson's Lament
Amy Studt – Misfit
The Tip Top Pop Group – Pop Muzik
John Shuttleworth – Mutiny Over The Bounty
Gangway – Violence, Easter And Christmas
Aimee Mann – Labrador
MC Bronx – Top Cat Rap
chocomang – Stop Me Cruising (The Smiths vs Rootical Record Crew)
B. A. Robertson – Saint Saens
Ash – Kung Fu (Ukulele Version)
Lionel Leroy – Ulysses (gΓ©nΓ©rique amΓ©ricain)
The Magnetic Fields – I Don't Believe You
Outkast – Land Of A Million Drums
Gary Numan – M.E.
Malcolm – Course You Can Malcolm
Jonathan Coulton – Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance
Aztec Camera – Pillar To Post
Scanty Sandwich – Because Of You
Ken Bruce & Lynn Bowles – Bring Me Sunshine

East 17 – It's Alright (The Guvnor Mix) gel – Rosie & Jim Ida Maria – Louie The Routes – Radioactivity Helen Love – Punk Boy Heavenly – P.U.N.K Girl Ken Bruce – Macpherson's Lament Amy Studt – Misfit The Tip Top Pop Group – Pop Muzik John Shuttleworth – Mutiny Over The Bounty Gangway – Violence, Easter And Christmas Aimee Mann – Labrador MC Bronx – Top Cat Rap chocomang – Stop Me Cruising (The Smiths vs Rootical Record Crew) B. A. Robertson – Saint Saens Ash – Kung Fu (Ukulele Version) Lionel Leroy – Ulysses (gΓ©nΓ©rique amΓ©ricain) The Magnetic Fields – I Don't Believe You Outkast – Land Of A Million Drums Gary Numan – M.E. Malcolm – Course You Can Malcolm Jonathan Coulton – Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance Aztec Camera – Pillar To Post Scanty Sandwich – Because Of You Ken Bruce & Lynn Bowles – Bring Me Sunshine

Last week on "Ben Baker Vs Monday" I played this lot and it seemed to go ok. So lets try again tonight at 8pm and hope for the best. #highpressuresalespitch noiseboxradio.com

09.02.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
Poster for ALADDIN at the Victoria Theatre Halifax in 1995

Poster for ALADDIN at the Victoria Theatre Halifax in 1995

Coming up this Thursday... episode 5

09.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10
From The Pulse 
97.5 & 102.5 FM
The Best [underlined] Music for West Yorkshire
Nic Tuff & Debbie Lindley
as Emperor & Slave of the Ring

From The Pulse 97.5 & 102.5 FM The Best [underlined] Music for West Yorkshire Nic Tuff & Debbie Lindley as Emperor & Slave of the Ring

I'm not sure whether I want an explanation of what "Slave of the Ring" is

09.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catcliff Linshaw, reporting for duty with a suspicious cough.

09.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm Hawker "Sea Hawks" F.1s WF144 (foreground), WF143 and WF145 (background) in 1952

Three Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm Hawker "Sea Hawks" F.1s WF144 (foreground), WF143 and WF145 (background) in 1952

Go Seahawks! #GoSeahawks

08.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOne minute employees are eating their sandwiches at their desk – and the next, they’re in full body suits with 10,000 bees flying around them.”

Alternatively, you provide somewhere to eat their lunch that isn't at their desk...

08.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Inside Men - a new British Politics podcast featuring Dominic Cummings and Morgan McSweeney - coming this September to Global Player.

08.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Cotton mills and coalmines?

08.02.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you familiar with the previous concept of the "Thorn shaped loop", via Middlesbrough?

07.02.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The sadness in his eyes.

07.02.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

That went awfully. Well, see you all next week #totp

06.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would watch

06.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Italy has a belter of a national anthem. Second only to the Soviet Union. You really need a tune you can put your back into.

06.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Quite enjoyable live for a 17year old me.

06.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the ones

06.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obligatory "Fuck Jane Moir" when Gately gets a verse #totp

06.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ronan pointless #totp

06.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sam Rockwell as Guy Fleegman as Roc Ingersol, Galaxy Quest

Sam Rockwell as Guy Fleegman as Roc Ingersol, Galaxy Quest

Sorry, but there is only one Roc #totp

06.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nelson Muntz happy to be watching Andy Williams

Nelson Muntz happy to be watching Andy Williams

ANDY WILLIAMS? #totp

06.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo Hedda Gabba Gabba #totp

06.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obligatory "Fuck Jane Moir" when Gately gets a verse #totp

06.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I only liked the Manics when they were in that Sunday night ITV cop drama #totp

06.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Stipe looks like a sad Richard O’Brien you bought off Temu.
#TOTP

06.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved him on Pop Idol. Was ahead of the curve talking back to Simon Cowell

06.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still prefer the Half of Travis version of this #totp

06.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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