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He/Him. Not quite an Engineer. Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)

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Who wouldn't want to hear her belt out the Finland song?

09.12.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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You will be visited by three spirits

09.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seemed to be on relatively hard rotation on Virgin Radio in 1997-odd, so suspect Chris Evans might be responsible for pushing it into public consciousness

09.12.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo by Alan Horton. Electric locomotive carrying Network SouthEast blue, white, red and grey stripes livery

"A freshly re-painted (NSE Mk.2 livery) and re-named Class 87 is seen at Euston station in March 2005. It now carried the name "The Olympian" and the words "Back the Bid - London 2012". This was part of the promotional work being done to get London to host the 2012 Olympics"

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Photo by Alan Horton. Electric locomotive carrying Network SouthEast blue, white, red and grey stripes livery "A freshly re-painted (NSE Mk.2 livery) and re-named Class 87 is seen at Euston station in March 2005. It now carried the name "The Olympian" and the words "Back the Bid - London 2012". This was part of the promotional work being done to get London to host the 2012 Olympics" https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10166267044903782&set=gm.1697991990888720&idorvanity=127530047934930

Photo by Colin Moss

Liverpool Street Station Pilot 08 833 / D4001 at Platform 1 of the eponymous London terminus in 1988. She caries Great Eastern Railway dark blue lined in red, with a white cab roof, with the first variant of the old British Railways emblem and the then contemporary Cockney Sparrow loco adorned by Stratford locos.

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Photo by Colin Moss Liverpool Street Station Pilot 08 833 / D4001 at Platform 1 of the eponymous London terminus in 1988. She caries Great Eastern Railway dark blue lined in red, with a white cab roof, with the first variant of the old British Railways emblem and the then contemporary Cockney Sparrow loco adorned by Stratford locos. https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=6457284834382492&set=gm.2412516052262681&idorvanity=174601542720821

Photo by Britannia247 on Flickr
Locomotive 47 164 in BR blue "Silver Jubilee" livery with white roof, red buffer beam and large bodyside Union Flag at the buffers of Liverpool Street station, 9th June 1977 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/72399068@N08/7303002506/in/album-72157628467966581/

Photo by Britannia247 on Flickr Locomotive 47 164 in BR blue "Silver Jubilee" livery with white roof, red buffer beam and large bodyside Union Flag at the buffers of Liverpool Street station, 9th June 1977 https://www.flickr.com/photos/72399068@N08/7303002506/in/album-72157628467966581/

Photo by Brian Clift "brianac37" on Flickr

Class 168-168001 in original Chiltern Railways, blue and white livery with a red stripe, stands in Snow Hill Station, Birmingham. The paint scheme was based on that of British Airways "Landor" colours

https://www.flickr.com/photos/brianac37/6172166423

Photo by Brian Clift "brianac37" on Flickr Class 168-168001 in original Chiltern Railways, blue and white livery with a red stripe, stands in Snow Hill Station, Birmingham. The paint scheme was based on that of British Airways "Landor" colours https://www.flickr.com/photos/brianac37/6172166423

Proof you can incorporate the Union Flag or red, white and blue into train paint schemes and it still looks good #GreatBritishRailways

09.12.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
 The new England mens football shirt with what Nike calls a "playful update" to the St George's Cross, consisting of triple lines of different shades of blue and pury

The new England mens football shirt with what Nike calls a "playful update" to the St George's Cross, consisting of triple lines of different shades of blue and pury

I've just remembered what the two shades of blue reminded me of

09.12.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The launch only consists of a model and artwork - they haven't vinyled up a whole train, so if the reaction is poor, it can be quietly dropped. Sorry, amended following consultation

09.12.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we have Warners purchase Paramount instead?

08.12.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Basil Fawlty (John Cleese) points out the Doctor Who spinoff on the horizon to the belligerent Mrs. Richards (Joan Sanderson) in Fawlty Towers: Communication Problems (1979)

Basil Fawlty (John Cleese) points out the Doctor Who spinoff on the horizon to the belligerent Mrs. Richards (Joan Sanderson) in Fawlty Towers: Communication Problems (1979)

"You *can* see the War; It's over there, between the Land and the Sea!"
#DoctorWho

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It's pronounced "Sea De Ville"

07.12.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Partridge in a Pear Tree Family #xmasbands

07.12.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleighed #xmasbands

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Fireflash atomic hypersonic airliner, taxiing at London Airport

Fireflash atomic hypersonic airliner, taxiing at London Airport

The mighty Fireflash Airliner

07.12.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we have a un-dubbed edition with Southmead's finest as Darth Farmer and Peter Mayhew doing Chewie's lines in English, please?

05.12.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, was common for visitors to Cambridge too

05.12.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Pinky... are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Um.. I think so, Brain, but which way round would it go - NetBros, or Wetflix?"

<thump>

05.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fond memories of Gorra Lorra Fings On

04.12.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Count Duckula - with Jay Foreman Podcast Episode Β· Comfort Blanket Β· 04/12/2025 Β· 1h 12m

Now available wherever you get your podcasts! Me on @gralefrit.bsky.social’s Comfort Blanket, talking about Count Duckula. (Warning: contains cosy nostalgia and geeky analysis of British animation.)

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...

04.12.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The routine with the high priests of the goddess Upshe talking about the Egyptian god of the sun is still one of my favourite pieces of comedy writing.

04.12.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heat 2: The New Hotness

03.12.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A syringe of "No Nonsense" glue, named "I Can't lt's Not Nails"

A syringe of "No Nonsense" glue, named "I Can't lt's Not Nails"

My new favourite glue.

It's not nails
It's not No More Nails
It's...

03.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having missed the 4k Thunderbirds episodes in the cinema this year, I would have loved to see "Trapped in the Sky" after His Maj.

03.12.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all their singing the second verse of "Jerusalem", they ceased from mental fight pretty damn easily.

03.12.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they wanted to do one with proper, charismatic, well-known celebrities, they could just pitch the Gladiators against each other

03.12.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful place. There's an excellent chapter about it in @gralefrit.bsky.social 's "Bollocks to Alton Towers"

03.12.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to get into too much discourse, but ever since the Beeb showed it one Christmas Eve in the mid-nineties, I've always regarded the Renny Harlin film "Cliffhanger" as a Christmas film. It's got snow, jumpers, a red flying machine...

02.12.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do trains in the UK cost so much at peak hours?

It's mostly NOT due to privatisation

It is because the UK state has not invested enough in its network to up capacity, and even today does not subsidise operations very much

Want to be like πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­, πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή, πŸ‡³πŸ‡±?

POUR IN MORE MONEY

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Platforms at Malden Manor station with Chisarc reinforced concrete awnings, free from pillars. Note the fluorescent lighting system.

Platforms at Malden Manor station with Chisarc reinforced concrete awnings, free from pillars. Note the fluorescent lighting system.

Platform canopies at Pontoon Dock station, Docklands Light Railway, steel beams and purlins with cladding. The shape is similar to that of the Chisarc

Platform canopies at Pontoon Dock station, Docklands Light Railway, steel beams and purlins with cladding. The shape is similar to that of the Chisarc

Always had a soft spot for the shape of the canopies. Reminded me of the "Chisarc" ones on the Chessington South branch

02.12.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Opened ahead of time and to budget, One of the most memorable projects I worked on, learnt a great deal while in the viaduct design team.

Will dig out some site photos later

02.12.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
James Dean Bradfield and Nicky Wire, in grey suits and red shirts, playing in front of a plain red background for the "Kevin Carter" video

James Dean Bradfield and Nicky Wire, in grey suits and red shirts, playing in front of a plain red background for the "Kevin Carter" video

Your Party conference, with AI generated captions saying Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now"

Your Party conference, with AI generated captions saying Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now"

"Dogs put down the Queen's tail
Antique real jump. Ridiculous.
Join their laughter.
The brothers are legal now.
Kevin Carter!"

30.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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