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Oluwafeyikemi hasn't had fried plantain in a very long time. I can tell

07.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

07.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am convinced her team are indifferent to her. They let her appear on TV with a lot of lipstick on her teeth. πŸ₯΄

07.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny because when people were out causing criminal damage and urinating on war monuments Oluwafeyikemi wasn't talking about communities fragmenting, was she?

07.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so ludicrous to look at a community and think its not "integrated" because it exists visibly. It's even more stupid for this nonsense to be regurgitated in the media as if it doesn't defy logic

07.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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High immigration levels damage communities, Kemi Badenoch warns The Conservative leader says society is in danger of fragmenting unless concerns are acted on.

Actually, it only takes one to ruin a country Kemi. And you're doing a great job

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

07.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
07.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone saying "Let's do the fucking news" is the ultimate sign that person has never, ever worked in a real newsroom (the fantasyland of the NYT Opinion section doesn't count)

07.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 5

Need universal basic income. Don’t make people apply for it. Don’t waste money trying to figure out who needs or deserves it and who doesn’t. Just give everyone the same amount of cash every month. Then sit back and watch things dramatically improve.

07.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

if you have bunting in you kitchen you were weird
If you look at ICE and think 'that's what we need, you're weird
if you need to be no more than 5 meters away from another white person at all times, you're weird

07.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

too many weirdos in politics. this is is my diagnosis

07.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

07.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7489    πŸ” 2413    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 116

the only thing that would make this more terrifying is if he made that poster on Canva

07.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"efficiency savings" lol

07.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh all fine. But get a supplier that isn't going to pretend a room costs more than it should, then cream off the extra! its like they dont mind when businesses takes the piss. But when its us, it's a punishable offense!

07.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does he want us to do? Establish a quota for public places. 'sorry, you can't walk down this street at the moment, it's already 12.5% brown. if you walk down it will be 14% brown and you'll reverse all the integration'

07.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes they would put us in a hotel we would have used before, but paid twice as much for the room lol. it was truly baffling. it didn't even save time

07.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aaaages ago, I had a job which needed overnight stays. We would book our own hotels and get reimbursed. Then they gave a contract to a private provider. They did all the booking, payments etc. I'll let you guess whether this resulted in the cost of hotel bookings going up, or down

07.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Venezuela is Trump’s useful enemy Despite the president’s claims, the South American country is nowhere close to being the US’s biggest drug supplier

"None β€” repeat none β€” of America’s fentanyl has been found to originate from Venezuela. Yet Trump and Pete Hegseth, his compulsively strutting β€œsecretary of war”, insist that the country is fuelling America’s opioid epidemic." Me on Trump's wag the dog script. www.ft.com/content/5b3e...

07.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

it procures terrible services for too much money, consistently fails to establish and monitor effective service level agreements and then gets saddled with all the blame when the private contractor is neglectful. From what I've seen, this is at the heart of its many failures over the years

07.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Asylum hotel provider makes Β£180m profit despite claims of inedible food and rationed loo paper Asylum seekers and charities tell BBC of

its a very boring topic, but what the hell let's discuss it. The government is a TERRIBLE client

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

07.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"i don't like seeing people who look different to me"

well that makes no sense cos you look like the visual representation of the word 'tedious'. if i was you I would want everyone to look different. these 'i want my country backers' are the absolute worst. I have had enough of them. honestly

07.10.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

these times kids are getting ready to learn about Diwali, Christmas and Chanukah, and they do so with curiosity, interest and love, its easy to see how engineered these 'legitimate concerns' are. and, above everything else, its soooooo borrrrrrrrrring. listening to them moan and moan and moan

07.10.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"can we live with side by side? can we???" oh do fuck the fuck off

07.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so sick of people in the year of our Lord 2025 bring up diversity or entertaining the "debate". half the time you're going to find different ethnicities, religions and/or nationalities in one house under the same roof. I think a whole fucking country under a massive sky can manage it

07.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Israeli government's strategy of prolonging this genocidal war for two years has aimed, among other things, to keep Israelis in deep state of of trauma of the 7th of October. That state of trauma allowed a genocidal mindset to take hold and seriously harmed mobilisations against the government.

07.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
thomas skinner on strictly with a union jack flag and ladder

thomas skinner on strictly with a union jack flag and ladder

CRYING 😭

07.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

or has some billionaire prick purchased wind now too?

07.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Renewables overtake coal as world's biggest source of electricity Developing countries lead the historic clean energy charge but the US and EU rely more on fossil fuels than before, a think tank study shows.

Can someone tell my electricity bill this fantastic news please??

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

07.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

words/terms that make my eyes glaze over
- webfiling
- gov.uk one login
- government gateway

07.10.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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