jme cullum

AI could NEVER

#cowtools #Tool #FarSide

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

Tapping the sign

when de la soul sang 3 is the magic number they were talking about pints of lager imho

Cocaine is my god and I am the human instrument of its will is, with zero irony, one of the hardest lines in comics

Why do so many ppl think you should have a license for labradors

Yeah I’m pretty sure this has been a big one for centuries lol

Incredibly suspicious of how often whatsapp tells me that they can’t read my messages

Extremely potent omen: just walked past a man sitting alone in the bushes in the park smoking weed and drawing eldritch horrors in a notebook whilst a cat watched him

Goddamn I love this city so fucking much man. London 4EVA

I read it because of the balatro reference fwiw

Tell you what, as sad as Ozzys death is, what a way to go - just after one of the greatest all dayer lineups the world has ever seen all in tribute to your legacy. As far as deaths go, it’s hard to beat. Can only really compare it to Bowie’s.

Always remember my parents putting his albums on and telling me “you have to listen and respect this, this man taught Bob Marley guitar”, which was a massive oversimplification of their musical relationship aimed at an 8 year old but one that had a big impact on me lol

It really is, I find myself often looking him up and just smiling about the fact that such a legend is still with us. Would absolutely LOVE to see him live.

It’s comforting to know that if the matrix was real, there’s no way they would have released the film the matrix in the matrix

on one hand people paying for the sites / newsletters / podcasts they read or watch or listen to is great and the only way the internet might stay usable. On the other, anyone who pays for the daily mash needs excommunicating.

good riddance tbf

AI has absolutely killed the em dash

Salads are delicious but in terms of time and prep an absolute scam. I always think it’ll be the quickest thing to do and then spend hours dicing 20 different elements into the smallest sizes possible. Still top summer fare but it gets me every time

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

there’s a lot of ppl and sites trying to make a meme out of guy watching the prodigy on the bbc because he looks “mashed” but my guy looks like he’s holding it down fine and I hate it here sometimes

finished my uni hand ins today speaking at a conference about my educational research. the university asked to use my work as the basis for some of the course next year and for me to come back as a guest lecturer.

this goes out to the year 3 teacher that told mum I’d never amount to anything.

Joe’s burial but only for the burial tracks you don’t like as much

“oh i quite liked them on taskmaster but there’s no excuse for choosing overmono over Olivia Rodrigo, the prodigy or the maccabees on a weekend like this really”

my favourite bit of Glastonbury is not going and sitting at home judging celebrities and friends for the musical choices they made as the stories start to roll out over the week after

Music is cringe

choosing to believe that the reason Olivia Rodrigo is the only live set I’ve watched from the Glastonbury BBC coverage despite barely leaving the house all weekend is because I’m that young and relevant and not because I’m actually v basic these days

Some random person streaming kneecap off their phone got 1.4 million ppl watching it or thereabouts