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Naomi’s look tonight

Watching Trips give the director commentary for EC was the most “Vince Could Never” shit.

You feel the love of the craft in the praise he gives. Even if that craft is the most carnie/soap opera shit.

I never thought I could enjoy wrestling like this, but love of the craft HOOKS ME y’all.

The uppers got bad to him pre-show, he tried to fight Canada after the anthems, and then just never recovered.

Something something maybe Corey was right.

This is going to live rent free in my head FOREVER.

The CATHARSIS of Cody’s F Bomb though. And then the BRUTALITY of the betrayal made up for two weeks of terrible rock promos. That was SO EXTRA. And I’m THRIVING.

Can we talk about how little Cody was allowed to speak during that last promo and the one before it? And not in a thoughtful way. Just getting railroaded by someone that refuses to edit themselves.

As a *storyteller* I’m annoyed as hell with this plotline already.

#wwesmackdown

Once again Dwayniel swoops in and ruins a perfectly good storyline

Truly a masterclass in killing the mood and being a coward that can’t handle a clapback.

And that’s how you kill a segment! Thanks to Logan Paul for demonstrating #wrestlesky

only getting the urge to write during work hours is the most frustrating thing about myself

(waking up in 2025) well what fresh hell awaits us today

Yeah but it’s funnier to say I still don’t. Let me have the bit lol

Legit #wwe gave us a “heavy is the head” plotline seed for a potential heel!Cody in the Cody/Punk promo and just went “nah” because the rock wanted more screen time and I’m gonna be salty 5ever. I don’t even GO HERE and I’m bitter.

PUNK GAVE US THE BETTER HEEL!CODY PLOTLINE SEED I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

WWE Presser, Night: DWAYNE sits at a table with a microphone.

ENTER CM PUNK, with chair

#wwe

I don’t want to stay up for this press conference when I have to be at work in 6 hours but I NEED ANSWERS, PAUL #wrestlesky

Logan Paul really is the hardest dude to do fun banter commentary for because he’s just. So. Fucking. Boring.

No carnie energy, no slutty energy, no energy at all.

Just boring.

I have this fucked up and evil sickness where when I'm at work all I can do is think and dream about the art I wanna make and when I get home I just want to eat and sleep

Listening to the man I answer to recommend ivermectin to an ill coworker who really just needs rest and time off is my villain origin story

There are few things I hate more than not being able to use my downtime at work to recharge. Constantly having to look busy/pretend to be busy/dissociate so I don’t look like I’m enjoying myself ever, is genuinely why I’m so burnt out all the fucking time.

Just let me read during filtrations. Plz.

Our queen Sethtopher would not be caught dead with that kind of shape imbalance or stiffness.

Having the audacity to go before the HELP committee and go “people stopped getting vaccinated because they don’t trust the government” is insane.

Because no, Robert, people stopped getting vaccinated because of assholes like you and Wakefield taking advantage of their anxiety.

Stfu.

Hey RPubs on the HELP committee imply that vaccines cause autism a little harder.

Just say the quiet part loud so we know which piñatas to hit.

The more I read about the RFK confirmation hearings, the more I am just FROTHING AT THE MOUTH with rage as an MSPH.

God I need to figure out what and how to post to this silly thing instead of just throwing words at drafts and then not posting them.

now kiss I mean fight each other
#wweraw

I watch wrestling for the plot

And by plot I mean the jiggle physics on Drew McIntyre’s… everything really.

@livloveswrestling.bsky.social I blame u for this.

That Daddy comment took me tf OUT. That was just to wreck the tumblr girlies.

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