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Cristian Romero is the Captain of Tottenham Hotspur

I will see zero slander for someone who has given far too much in that role, even in his worst on-pitch moments

Ronald Acuña Junior Mentioned!

Release Venezuela!

Spurs play today

Gonna do an old school Bluesky post here:

I betrayed my closest friends the past year and a half seeking validation from pricks I don’t like and folks I love but don’t agree with anymore

I’ve gotta get to Phog Allen someday

At this point I’ve probably read a few thousand Trump Paragraphs going from his usual tariff schtick to to “China is going to cancel the Stanley Cup” might be the biggest swerve I’ve ever seen

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

a woman stands in front of a scoreboard that says milano cortina on it ALT: a woman stands in front of a scoreboard that says milano cortina on it

It’s the Curling Playoffs

Good for big Ken

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Seattle first moved into the No. 1 spot in DVOA after Week 3. They were briefly No. 2 four different weeks, but each time they went back to No. 1 after one week.

ALL-TIME GREAT SEASON.

sam darnold won a super bowl hahahahahaha

LET KW9 LIVE

Look, Kenneth Walker is the MVP. I'm sorry, I love the idea of giving it to a punter, but Walker has 150+ total yards in an offensively challenged Super Bowl.

Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“

Are we going to be on Q Word watch for a team in the Super Bowl?

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Can’t believe I missed the adorable Pokémon ad

The Kenneth Walker the Third Game

LONGHORN FOOTBALL HYDRATION CHART

Average Super Bowl commercial

7 punts already

It’s good storytelling, what can I say

Highlight of the Super Bowl is a coffin corner punt let's fuckin go

Ken Walker after these playoffs:

Sam Darnold is avoiding getting crumpled like he is a ghost, not just seeing them

KW LETS GOOOO

That first quarter rocked. Both defenses hav come to play and the OCs gonna need to adjust

Eeesh