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Kinetic Karoline Koverup

01.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coincidentally, my trust in this administration is also essentially at 0

01.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brings new meaning to β€œnumber one with a bullet”

25.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see all those streaming price hikes go directly into funding the extreme overpaying of already rich actors. Feels good!

19.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing saving us from full on autocracy is incompetence

19.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

08.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4356    πŸ” 798    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 17

WHY AM I JUST SEEING THIS NOW

08.11.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

22.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13321    πŸ” 4719    πŸ’¬ 1003    πŸ“Œ 624

Serious and mature… uh huh.

23.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

End Stage Capitalism is indefensible

23.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tis a shame this didn’t happen on Mischief/Hell Night. Is that even a thing anymore?

20.10.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Foxboro erasure

15.10.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That seems like the only upside. Unfortunately, there is a large swath of folks who love to dwell in an evermore fictitious unreality rather than facing their own thoughts and misconceptions. See: MAGA.

13.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that I can’t immediately tell if a video is AI now actually makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot believe there are people who think this is a good thing

13.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1245    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 12

It's absolutely the worst thing to happen to the internet since the advent of the internet.

13.10.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

89% of Cubans lived in extreme poverty soooooooo imma gonna guess their epidemiological self-reporting maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay be a little untrustworthy

09.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says how is that possible in white letters ALT: a woman says how is that possible in white letters
08.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit is she stupid

07.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She herself was literally in videos promoting that shit. What a bunch of liars.

03.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over which one of them is more robotic?

29.09.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snack local

29.09.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he taxing content creators? Because otherwise... yeah, no.

25.09.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things went off the rails once his heel turn… turned

25.09.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People Make The World Go Round
YouTube video by The Stylistics - Topic People Make The World Go Round

Crank it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScnD...

24.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile his daughter in law was LITERALLY THE CO-CHAIR OF THE RNC and has a show on Fox where SHE INTERVIEWS HIM regularly, tossing up softball questions. Normal stuff. Always projection.

24.09.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh sheyyyyyyyuht yeah I gotta get out there and support the Grinders!

23.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is talking on a cell phone with the caption slaaaaammm ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is talking on a cell phone with the caption slaaaaammm
23.09.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More like JFC

23.09.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little Marco? Never!

23.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok cool! So, less shots but also more shots. Makes sense!

22.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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